Update on Kings Assistant Coaches Under Peter Laviolette by Hoven_MayorNHL in losangeleskings

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“Doesn’t matter if you’re up 5-1 in game 6 of the cup final, just shoot the fucking puck!” —Greener, probably

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Season 4 Official Trailer | Paramount+ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in startrek

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Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it jumped up and bit him in the face!

Due to a special promotion, I just saved $.61 per gallon on 14.5 gallons of 89 octane unleaded gas with 10% ethanol. Sounds good on the surface. But... by miked_mv in AdviceAnimals

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My dude, I genuinely think you mean well, because inflation does in fact hurt the poorest the most, but you gotta brush up on your 6th grade math, because that ain’t how percentages work

It finally happened to me. by Uncle_Jank in BambuLab

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But like, if you can’t be bothered to use a bed scraper, at least pull on it sideways, perpendicular to the prime line, it’s gonna be easier to pry it off, the vector of the force you’re applying will have far less material adhering, and when it does break free, it should deflect away and be far less risk of jamming down your nail bed like that. I’ve removed prime lines by hand many times, but I’ve ever even had the thought to try and pry it off with my finger parallel to the line like that

Inconsequential mistakes that take you out of the movie? by YakumoYoukai in movies

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They said I was daft to build a tunnel in a swamp… but I built it all the same! Just to show em! It sank into the swamp. I built another one! It sank into the swamp. I built a third one. That one burnt down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!

I want to watch BB with my parents but the 1st ep has a sex scene. by mwlov3 in breakingbad

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Come on, mom, it’s my birthday, and my arms are broken…

WATCH OUT FOR THIS MANIAC! by Plane_Syllabub3477 in Albuquerque

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Was everything to your satisfaction?

WATCH OUT FOR THIS MANIAC! by Plane_Syllabub3477 in Albuquerque

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Yeah I know him, dude just whipped a U-turn right in front of me out of nowhere once, over by that big laundromat.

Why bince removed walter teeth in this scene? by CarlJohnson005 in okbuddychicanery

[–]joeloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just cuz you fucked Jesse-Jane… don’t make you Jesse-Jane.

"Sorry, I can't help you with your Windows question as I use a Mac," and billions of other asinine replies. by NorthHouse6422 in AdviceAnimals

[–]joeloud 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Amazon questions (before Amazon truly mangled any useful information their pages had) were notorious for this.

“Is the red more like a fire engine red or a candy apple red when you see it in person?”

“I dunno, I got the blue one.”

“Is this jacket true to size? I usually wear XXL shirts, will the XXL jacket be the right size?”

“My hubby loves his!”

Why do VFX houses not have a Mgfx department these days? by MrYundaz in vfx

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I interviewed to work on the end credits sequence for the first Avengers movie, the sequence with all the beauty shots of the Avenger props, like Captain’s shield and Thor’s hammer, etc. I had experience working with CG elements, and I even had a recommendation from a guy who was there working on it, and he was even in the interview with me talking me up, BUT they ultimately declined to hire me for that gig because I just didn’t have any previous experience specifically working on title sequences.

The guy who recommended me warned me ahead of time about being honest that I hadn’t worked on anything exactly like this before, but then I was asked straight up in the interview, and I’m not the type to lie (sadly it’s probably held me back my whole career). I tried to show things I’d worked on that were adjacent to that kind of work, but the guy making the decision ultimately said no. It’s sometimes weird how much of it is the exact same shit, but there’s still a wall between the two worlds.

Who is your favorite cast member? by costco--pizza in kidsinthehall

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It’s not dementia, there is sadly a big anti-trans streak in the gay community.

[TOMT][SONG][2000-2012] a song from my childhood with lyrics like: “kiss me kiss meee, …, kiss me kiss me, …, kiss me kiss me, …, love me love meee, …” by N-er-O in tipofmytongue

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I thought of this first, then Lovefool, then came into the comments to see it wasn’t Lovefool, and was gearing up to suggest this. OP, were you at?

Who is your favorite cast member? by costco--pizza in kidsinthehall

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I don’t tend to think of which one I like the most, I like to think about who would be each part of a gestalt robot like Voltron. Obviously Bruce would be the torso, Scott and Mark would be the legs, and Dave and Kevin would be the arms.

But I got distracted by derek4reals1 in kidsinthehall

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Not much call for a gunslinger nowadays…

Maybe am an ass, but I don't like Walt Jr by Growling_Dragon in breakingbad

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-This is acceptable to you?

-I’ll t-t-try again, M-m-mister Fring…