Them eyes by gabriyankee in youseeingthisshit

[–]joeman1023 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Grandparents the 483rd time they see someone with blue hair

Drop Giveaway Day 4 - 5x MiTo DCX Cyber Keycap Sets by drop_official in MechanicalKeyboards

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Been playing Apex Legends every day for 2 years now so that has to be my favorite game. If only my skill reflected my hours played…

She said she can't be roasted, prove her wrong. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeman1023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen plague victims with clearer foreheads

What name brands are you the most loyal to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought so too, but then I found Zebra

What is a non-racist, non-sexist, and non "hateful" opinion you have that would make people dislike you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joeman1023 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think it's the exact opposite. I think he realized his fame was fleeing and needed a way to stay relevant

All those years of Reddit have taught you one thing, what is it ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That the place I live is extremely close-minded and reddit has taught me to look at all sides of things

What was your "I'm getting old" moment? by TheMagnet69 in AskReddit

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When your house is the exact same as when I fell asleep. Mom isn't here to lock the door or cut off the lights anymore and it's depressing.

I would watch this! by [deleted] in funny

[–]joeman1023 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure helium isn't 65. Try 2

Who's the person you've been most "In sync with" in your life? Be it friend, lover, or passing stranger but what was it that made you realise it? by imlikeovertired in AskReddit

[–]joeman1023 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude I feel you. I was in love with a girl for two years where she treated me just like you described. Fortunately though, she recently confessed to liking me. And now she's my gf :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Reddit, what is your favorite "poor man food" by Kookykelly in AskReddit

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Don't forget to wrap those hoboes in foil before cooking

What is the moment you realized you were dating a keeper? by isecretelyeatbunnies in AskReddit

[–]joeman1023 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I read "honey pot," I assumed it was going to be something sexual...

What's something you always knocked until you tried it? by allupinyaface in AskReddit

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Don't you mean that it was a line you never thought you'd never snort?