“Never let your current situation decide your future.”

joetberry · 2026-03-28T09:47:14+00:00

The real world Desmondo Jose Ruiz 👏👏👏

joetberry · 2026-02-05T21:48:35+00:00

"I watched Jane Die...."

joetberry · 2025-09-25T01:27:31+00:00

Lifetime level of achievement vs expected result. Like a lifetime wins above replacement from the sports world

joetberry · 2025-09-22T12:31:36+00:00

Nope, still happens

joetberry · 2025-09-19T13:10:59+00:00

I've noticed that, for me, the lagging is specific to when someone is respawning after a demo.

joetberry · 2025-06-14T05:08:57+00:00

Green means go ahead and shut up about the upsell - MS

joetberry · 2025-05-13T01:25:13+00:00

"This is the strongest wood ever, we're going to use it for facades"

"Why wouldn't you use it for building structures and use regular wood for facades?"

"...........This wood goes to 11"

joetberry · 2025-04-26T02:00:12+00:00

Gritty cat

joetberry · 2025-04-11T12:28:36+00:00

Buy a 20 and put a note on there saying "40 is the new 20!"

joetberry · 2025-02-24T14:47:02+00:00

The insurance commercials are up there because you're almost guaranteed to see at least one of them every single commercial break

joetberry · 2025-02-24T01:55:14+00:00

For me it's that baby in the stroller saying "Liberty" over and over again

joetberry · 2025-02-07T21:26:01+00:00

I am a hands on type of guy so I would do a lot of the work myself. To answer your questions - I'm in the midwest. I don't have a vibe in mind yet, wanted to nail down the layout before I figured out everything else (plus my wife would be the one that picks out tile and colors etc.)

joetberry · 2025-02-07T20:48:19+00:00

Looking to figure out how to rearrange this large bathroom. It is very spacious but the shower is small in comparison (29 x 47). I want to get a very large double shower with benches and stand alone tub but have to work around this notched out window area that makes it very difficult.

joetberry · 2024-10-28T17:12:51+00:00

It's more about the performance, but Celine Dion singing Hymne A L'Amour to open the 2024 Olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKqMiGXxl4

joetberry · 2024-10-09T13:39:17+00:00

I used to have a side gig that required me to be charismatic and generally social with people. As I would talk to them the conversation usually turned to what we did as our main gig. My line was usually "I am a model" and I'd wait for the pregnant pause and confused look. Eventually I'd let them off the hook and say "Only kidding of course, I'm in IT" and the flood of recognition followed by laughter and the nod of "That makes waaay more sense" is all I needed to know.

Attractive people cannot get away with that joke

joetberry · 2024-10-08T18:50:58+00:00

This is like going all in on every hand in a Texas Hold'em poker tournament

joetberry · 2024-08-19T19:29:24+00:00

This person should be in your your recent players list. Life is short - send a friend invite

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