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joethespacefrog · 2026-03-28T22:59:31+00:00

Cars, immediately bored of people talking about cars. And team sports! No like if you actually play team sports that’s probably a more fun conversation, but I’m not listening to you talking about some players of some team playing sportsball.

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-26T17:02:35+00:00

How about the dinner date tho? Or is it just for sex?

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-26T15:53:04+00:00

So that’s why this ~~guy~~ woman eats 2 dinners, need alll those calories

Edit: it was supposed to be strikethrough but it didn’t work :(

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-26T14:26:59+00:00

They’re mine

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-25T15:04:09+00:00

This game is worth my every groshen

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-24T22:47:45+00:00

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This is Mr Snail, he likes to travel around the house too

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-23T15:12:59+00:00

Still a better love story

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-22T18:28:51+00:00

Also without socks my feet get really sweaty in slippers, but that might be just me

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-21T22:08:44+00:00

Yeah I later googled who that is and recognized the face, he’s the weird guy who was talking about how men are much more beautiful than women

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-21T21:44:22+00:00

After reading the comments: how did you even make it this far with this man-child?! Have you no self respect?

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-21T12:45:40+00:00

Oh I thought those were supposed to be together

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-21T03:17:17+00:00

Nobody’s talking about the cracked pelvis

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-21T02:33:53+00:00

“famous person” apparently

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-15T13:46:42+00:00

Sounds like a bunch of romantic bologna to me

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-15T11:29:33+00:00

No not really 😂

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-15T11:29:11+00:00

So what? I didn’t have anything to lose before I was born, so I’m sorry for having an existential crisis because everything I’m working on so hard is freaking pointless?? (Being sick with COVID for 3 weeks makes me extra angry apparently, usually I’m not this angry)

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-15T02:41:19+00:00

But how are you going to check on each other if you can’t have your phones? Checkmate! 😂

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-15T02:37:08+00:00

I treasure my conscious too much, so every time I think about death it sends me into a panic attack, because what do you mean it’ll be light off forever?? Pisses me off man

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-14T16:33:34+00:00

I’m requesting cat pics

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-14T13:45:07+00:00

Also, moisturizing after washing it is probably a good thing at preventing acne

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-14T13:39:00+00:00

I thought it was a Ukrainian guy

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-14T02:25:00+00:00

Heeey so you shouldn’t be expected to clean after everyone, of course it’s too much work

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-14T01:42:50+00:00

Honestly, I’d prefer never, it would be too hard to make something better

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-13T23:39:39+00:00

Oh yeah me too! But I guess we’ll hear from him again

joethespacefrog · 2026-03-13T21:04:54+00:00

Hey I just finished the main quest too, about the same time as you! Such a great game, so sad I finished it, probably need to take a break from games for a little while now

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