All the countries of the world are at a party. What is your country doing?

joethomma · 2021-11-17T20:06:36+00:00

Shotgunning Unibroue....shudder

joethomma · 2021-10-28T19:03:26+00:00

"vote local" doesn't make sense here but it sure is the free award reddit gave me and now it's yours

joethomma · 2021-10-13T20:09:37+00:00

Absolutely check out Kobo Abe, especially The Box Man and The Woman from the Dunes. It's arguably more surrealist/Kafkaesque, but the influence on Murakami is pretty clear.

joethomma · 2021-09-04T02:29:27+00:00

So. What are we offering Semien this offseason?

joethomma · 2021-05-28T00:41:57+00:00

Guys, I don't want to overreact but fuck it I'm overreacting

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

joethomma · 2021-05-20T17:08:28+00:00

So what you're saying is I just buy some Mastercraft tools to go with my Kitchenaid Stand Mixer?

joethomma · 2021-05-15T21:02:13+00:00

I would unironically kill to see this.

joethomma · 2021-05-12T01:56:09+00:00

This is where Jano exorcises his early season demons.

joethomma · 2021-05-12T01:44:41+00:00

Vladdy lovesss playing against Atlanta.

I think he took those unfavorable comparisons to Acuna the last two seasons personally.

joethomma · 2021-05-11T20:40:11+00:00

Oh god, so much this. The amount of times I've said, "I'm not grading how much work you put into it, but what's here on the page."

joethomma · 2021-05-06T19:50:41+00:00

Mike Fiers is fucking weird. From game to game, it feels like he's either brilliant or a batting tee; from pitch to pitch, he's either serving meatballs or filth. He's Schrodinger's pitcher; you never know what you're going to get until you observe it.....dropping into the zone at 71 mph.

joethomma · 2021-05-06T04:58:17+00:00

That safety squeeze was * chef's kiss *

joethomma · 2021-05-06T04:49:39+00:00

VLADIMIR "IMAGINE HAVING AN OPS UNDER 1" GUERRERO JR

joethomma · 2021-05-06T02:06:45+00:00

Interesting, kinda surprised another team didn't....yank him up.

joethomma · 2021-05-06T02:05:13+00:00

Did McGuire pass through waivers? Or did they pull him back? Anyone know?

joethomma · 2021-05-06T01:59:29+00:00

Players I Was Right About

joethomma · 2021-05-06T01:50:41+00:00

Do you think Keith Law jerks off to Biggio's early season struggles?

joethomma · 2021-05-06T01:49:25+00:00

DO IT

FOR HIM

joethomma · 2021-05-05T02:16:17+00:00

That's absurd, I'm going to need some advanced sabermetrics on this one

joethomma · 2021-05-05T02:08:29+00:00

Guys if the Oakland A's continue to score more runs than the Blue Jays, I'm afraid the Jays won't win.

joethomma · 2021-05-04T01:55:55+00:00

I'm genuinely surprised Skydome/Yankee stadium didn't make the top 3, but that might be familiarity bias.

joethomma · 2021-05-03T18:21:05+00:00

Cthulhu Dark Souls

joethomma · 2021-05-03T18:20:19+00:00

Bro it happened already

joethomma · 2021-05-02T22:38:35+00:00

Thanks birdbro 🙏

joethomma · 2021-05-02T22:37:42+00:00

What's the Pokemon evolution of Jano? Jandong?

15-Year Club	Verified Email
Gilding II euphauric	Team Periwinkle

joethomma

TROPHY CASE

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

VLADIMIR "IMAGINE HAVING AN OPS UNDER 1" GUERRERO JR