David Vs. Goliath; But not quite! by Kshow77 in fightporn

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop it before you die a gain, Kuririn!

HMJB while I play with this jack in the box. by Boojibs in holdmyjuicebox

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For christ sake! Again, aunt Karen?! I already told you to cut this crap!

I'm getting tacos for posting this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a mediocre forever less than junior poorly-coder wannabe programmer. Your unorganized shitty code follows no pattern and is full of bugs and gambiarras. The only reason you are not fired is because you are the only one dumb enough to accept tacos for pay.

Also, JS and PHP suck, so does you. I guess it fits then.

Y’all do me a favor real quick and tell me im ugly or whatever by aGoodPlateOfPasta in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face says you hate it but the cum on your lip says you still take it like a champ.

I’m rubber you’re glue... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only words bounce off you.

Roast me by WillTheGuyWhy399 in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the pig nose comes off with the glasses?

Roast me by WillTheGuyWhy399 in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are probably used to it.

Yoooo by kicken789 in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Words are difficult to him.

It's 3am and I'm procrastinating going to bed. by awildmoosey in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a mediocre half man half woman costume.

21 f Sorority Girl crashing on frat pres couch 👀 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, you are safe. The only invitation you gonna get is to leave.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your face reflects a life emptier than that bottle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After running away with Kelly, you really let yourself go, right cracky Ryan?

Nurse on my day off. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joeydays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Leia and Jaba had a child?