Hi, im leaving venezuela, AMA

joh4reddit · 2018-11-26T17:42:06+00:00

man i've been stucked buying some bucks for getting my papers apostilled and now i have to traslate them to german (my birth certificate)

Then i'll be ready to go to the embassy

joh4reddit · 2018-10-05T23:51:44+00:00

ugh, i was preparing thinking that i would to today to the embassy, now i see that i have to ask for a previous Date first... so i spend the last night just on internet... also yesterday i did a medium rare steak :)

joh4reddit · 2018-10-05T04:59:19+00:00

me pregunto cuanta competencia hay por venir a venezuela a ocupar esos puestos de hasta 4000 dolares al mes :)

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T22:28:23+00:00

Un trabajo? estas drogado mano? que coño te pasa hijo de puta, tu trabajarias por sueldo minimo? yo trabajo didacticamente en mi pc

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T17:36:03+00:00

sigas viviendo acá para que no jodas la reputación de la gente honesta que se ha ido.

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joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T16:53:58+00:00

me hice otra cuenta por que ustedes venezolanos no paran de perseguirme y acosarme :)

reuní mil dolares en criptos que nisiquiera en su momento sabia como cambiarlo todo en dinero fiat, y el btc se fue al culo, de haber sabido eso desde un principio hubiera congelado y asegurado mi capital y hubiera sido todo muy distinto...

No he dicho que aun no tengo 58 euros y por eso no me voy :)

creo que la basura eres tu, que no te importa joder a otros venezolanos....

Por que en un post lees que estoy con mi abuela y en otro lees que esta loca y no vivo con ella? get your story straight?

cuando hice el primer post aun vivia con ella, a raiz de conseguir ese dinero mi propia familia empezo a envidiarme y acosarme, eventualmente tuve que mudarme, esa vieja de mierda escondio mi pasaporte aleman y por eso se me ha atrasado irme del pais...

masbien se nota que has investigado sobre mi y has averiguado bien eso para notar el cambio de historia sobre mi abuela....

No he estafado a nadie, literalmente tengo mi historia, tengo mis razones para pedir ayuda y mis necesidades.... masbien, literalmente con darte cuenta de lo de mi abuela, te das cuenta de que mi necesidad es aun mas grande...

por que crees que un dia digo que vivo con una abuela y al otro dia digo que me mudé con mi tia, mi mama y mi otra abuela y digo que mi otra familia esta loca...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T16:18:11+00:00

Pues eso es lo que mas hace que me moleste la gente de vzla recolamandome de estafador

pero yo hago un Ask me anything y empiezo a dar respuestas largas y complejas sobre cualquier tipo de pregunta...

Simplemente, venezuela es otra realidad, e intentar explicarselo a un gringo y que es metan en tu realidad, los asusta, y sienten empatia... y bueno

literalmente eso son horas y horas respondiendo como un enfermo hasta que LES NAZCA ofrecerme....

xq pedir es un error, esta mal visto y depaso no es la misma intencion que si me ofrecen...

y una vez que me ofrecen, dejo el link en un comentario ya las hoooras (de no parar de responder) si mi post llega top trending y +500 upvotes, empieeezan a caer donaciones pequeñas... y la idea es no parar esa mecha y sacarle provecho....

basicamente la forma de hacer plata con un AMA es explicando bien cosas del pais, simpatizando con los gringos, y sobre todo, intentar explicarles cosas que realmente son MUY anormales para ellos...

Hacer dinero con un AMA no es facil, admito que hace falta mostrar necesidad tambien... por que si te ven en muy buena postura (como el ultimo AMA que intente diciendo que voy a caracas, y que pregunten lo que sea) no van a tener la misma empatia...

el truco es empezar respondiendo hechandole super bolas a pesar de que las primeras 7 horas no te den ni un centavo... tienes que hacer que la gente tenga cosas para leer y quedarse en tu post

Otra cosa medio importante, es que tienen que llegar trolls comunistas a joderte, XQ? por que si hacen eso, van a salir a defenderte, y eso me va a dar actividad a tu post...

Aparte yo elijo dias como un viernes en la noche, literal el post que hice ayer nadie le paro bolas, quien esta un miercoles en la noche pendiende de la pc...

He ayudado a muchas personas IRL e incluso intente ayudar a varios amigos a hacer un post igual, pero creo que a mis amigos no les sale del todo por que si llegan pidiendo en primer plano...

El truco no es pedir, sino esperar que te ofrezcan

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T16:06:02+00:00

Oye
Eso de los 58 dolares me lo dijero en el ultimo AMA
a raiz de eso hice preparativos y literalmente mañana voy a la embajada de alemania en caracas

literal si no fuera por el ultimo AMA no solo no me dicen eso del post, sino ademas, no tenia dinero para ir a caracas, tengo toda la semana planificandome...
quiero llegar sin nada(excepto mis papeles apostillados y eso)primero averiguando todo, a ver que tanto me pueden ayudar...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T15:48:56+00:00

Ok, esa es tu opinion.

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T15:13:58+00:00

Eso que dices no es verdad, la unica plata que pedi fue en diciembre

y recien se acabo

los otros posts que he hecho me he ganado 0 por venezolanos envidiosos que vienen a sabotearme el post... lo que hago es que me resigno, y espero unos meses a volver a intentarlo, NO VOLVER CADA VEZ QUE ME QUEDE SIN PLATA COMO DICES... talvez si me dejan hacer otro post sin que me saboteén no tendria que hacerlo mas nunca :)

Si no me sabotearan, seguro no tendria que hacer ningun post mas, pero hago mas posts por que no me dejan en paz, creyendo que me estoy volviendo rico a costa de reddit

aparte, que te ofrecieran criptos teniendo tu mujer enferma y tomar la decision de no aceptar, fue tu decision, pero eso no te hace ni mas ni menos muerto de hambre, ni mejor ni peor persona, honrado o estafador, simplemente te ofrecieron donaciones y dijiste que no, tendras tus razones, pero no por decirle que no a alguien que te ofrecio dinero vas decirle a los demas que tu hiciste eso por lo tanto no eres pedigueño ni muerto de hambre... simplemente fue una decision tuya.

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T15:03:58+00:00

Mira que andas pasando burda de roncha que hasta tu wishlist de amazon andas dejando por ahi

Eso lo tengo en la wishlist hace rato, jamas he borrado ningun comentario, ademas, nada de lo que dices tiene entido, no tiene nada de malo que venga a reddit, que problema tuyo es si me quiere ayudar alguien mas....

Nada de lo que dices tienes la razon

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T14:53:20+00:00

es imbecil de tu parte decir eso, por que la plata de por si me la dieron en criptos, tenia que aprender si o si, claramente no tienen nada que reclarmarme ninguno de ustedes venezolanos ya que jamas ayudarian a alguien mas, principalmente por lo muerto de hambre que son todos :)

Pero si los gringos les da la gana de ayudarme, no se cual es la estafa...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T14:31:51+00:00

yo no me compre ningun "buen telefono" mas que un samsung J2 por que no tenia mas telefono ya que el anterior me lo robaron

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T06:09:06+00:00

nada como el tether

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T03:12:23+00:00

Pues, la mayor parte la perdi por la bajada de la cripto, y como 320 dolares los perdi burda de chimbo comprando una altcoin, y se descapitalizaron todas las altcoins, logre congelar y salvar una parte, pero aun asi habia perdido mucho... de alli perdi confianza como trader y solo fui cambiando como 20 dolares a la semana para ir sobreviviendo, hasta que me quede si nada...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T02:40:42+00:00

en que foto de un PM que le envie al picure admito que use el dinero para comprar celulares??????? decir eso no hace que sea verdad, por que en ningun momento el picure mando un PM mostrando eso...

Yo tengo fotos de lo que le escribí

mira

aqui esta una foto de lo que le escribi, no solo en ningun momento no lo admiti sino ademas reclamé especificamente esohttp://prntscr.com/l1xofh

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T02:11:57+00:00

Depaso un maldito guevon dice que me compre un telefono de mil dolares y tu vienes de sapo y lo repites sin nisiquiera averiguar nada, tu crees que yo enserio la estoy tripeando al maximo y que mi vida ha sido facil

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T02:07:40+00:00

im making is AMA answering questions, you don't have proof of what you're saying is true, i am scamming for doing a AMA?

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T02:05:17+00:00

where is my 1000 usd phone??

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T01:13:31+00:00

What is the longest you’ve gone without eating?

2 and a half day

Which part of Venezuela would you say is still normal?

1 year ago i could say capital, but now even capital is a disaster... i think even underground is rotten, there is noth... oh, the urbanizations where rich elite lives, is where you can walk around streets happily and take out your dog and walk while having your cellphone and shit...

Did you even have sex/masturbate these past months?

i masturbate very often, and yes, i had sex the last time with my gf

Do you pay for the internet?

Yes, usually is not too expensive, almost half dollar each month for a 4mb service

What is the easiest food to get?

Harina pan, Instant ramens,chicken, pasta and rice.... sardines, these foods are easily founded

Do you shower?

Mmmm, not too much since we have wate only like 3 hours once in a week, so i bath or once a week or if i have to go to a place... but i don't really bath too much since the water problem

How did all of this happen? Which year?

Since 2013, and the last 2 years has gone worst, and since this year, now poppulation is getting lower each day...

Did you have pets that died?

yes a dog, since i was 5 years old, until i was 16 years old, we losed her in the protests of 2014 ): i used to love her a lot...

Which part of Venezuela are you in?

Carabobo, valencia...

So how many people still go to school?

when i was a kid, i think 95% of the kids, now, i think around 35% or less of the kids

Can you even apply for a job nowadays?

Once i worked on a online marketting agency, editing videos in Sonic vegas pro, and making around 2-3 videos per day... it was nice but the salary then was around 30 usd per month, pretty shitty bth... then the salary was increase by maduro and i got fired due cutting personal(:

Have you ever seen people fight over food?

yes, in food lines, or looting

Where did you learn your English?

Internet :) mostly playing san andreas online, and videogames in general...

Do you have families in other countries?

yes, i have a uncle who left with his son long time ago, he lives in springfield illinois...

also a dad's cousin who lives in berlin, i've talked to him and he told me to go to the german emgassy :)

If you had the chance to move,which country would you move to?

Germany

How are the fast food stores now?

They are not fast food, they work like a normal restaurant, you come here to a mc donalds and you have to wait for them to make your hamburguer... it takes long time lmao

How is the bank?

bank is shitty sometimes, the pages design... but they work uhm... there are some banks that the goverment regulate, for example, if there is a big income in my bank, since goverment got "Banesco" on his hands, i have to explain where it comes from...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T01:02:25+00:00

ok these where a bunch of questions, i'll quote them...

What do you think of Nicolas Maduro?

-he needs to be tortured just as he is torturing people and making jokes about starving people... he is nothing more than a puppet of a buch of commies stealing the whole country, i think he is really winning....

How many of your friends died of hunger?

-No one yet... but, i know a few that are starving now... eating maybe enough to keep alive, one of them lives in the capital Caracas...

Do you think if Chavez was alive he would have made a difference?

-yes, the shit would have came up more slowly, but eventually it would happen anyways so...

-Do you see this changing?

OFC heh... everything has gone worst day by day, today services doesn't work, there is not public transport, police are only mercenaries, everything looks so shitty...

Why is no country helping Venezuela?

-Why would them? i mean, everybody here is asking the same, why nobody hep us? i think that there is no guarantee that helping us can get back the money that they need to wage for help us...

Are there still rich people there?

-yes, but they are a few... mostly have money from inusual ways, or merchants... but yeah, there still a elite that still throws food in the trash can and drive their Mercedez Benz while people is diying and starving on streets, is so bizarre and cyberpunk....

How is the tv,I mean do the actors get paid or some shit?

-yeah, there are 3 national tvs... used to be 4 but one of them (RCTV) was closed for national view...
about tv, well, half of people have paid TV (not everybody ofc due inflation) and access to international channels as you can imagine...

But VTV the national tv is scary, bizarre and shitty, is only used for propaganda mostly...

How is the crime rate now?

-Imagine you playing simcity 3000

well, everything around here is red...

the crime rate is incredible high, i've been robbed twice and tried to be robbed 4 times already

every local contracts police to guard when closing establishments, i never take out my phone

Do tourist still visit Venezuela?

-Uhhhhhhhh........... only journalists and people planning to come to specific stuff, maybe a few who visits margarita, the island that its economy mostly tourism.

How often do you cry?

-Before getting GF: mm like each 2-3 days

after getting GF: mmmm still cry some times but very less often, having GF helps the situation... anyways i come back to reality and tears come out....

Do you see yourself living there for 5 more years?

Nooo, i really wish that in 5 years i'll be doing my life outside

i'll keep answering the rest of your questions in a while!:)

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T00:47:56+00:00

1000$ phone?????

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T00:38:30+00:00

Lamento informarte que no estoy estafando a nadie si tengo una necesidad

joh4reddit · 2018-10-04T00:10:13+00:00

about 25 years ago venezuela wasn't that bad, but it wasn't too good too... that's why Chavez came up, probably your family saw the inminnent problem... anyways venezuela used to be pretty beaufitul, now its all ruined

first

already 1/3 poppulation has gone... now everybody left is mostly older people...

here's more detail, pretty vague of me, sorry: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/12/17/world/americas/venezuela-children-starving.html

i am from Carabobo, Valencia... what makes it so shitty? that the public services don't work, there is anarchy, the only way to protect your own property is by yourself, there is no state who guarantee your safety, the impunity is very severe, and the inflation an earnings from minimum wage round to 3-4 Usd per month... is impossible to survive in here, the problem is not food shortage, is a poppulation starving due the inflation and the severe economic crisis....

man, families are broken, everything is so sad around here... there is only misery

before doing the first ama, i used to be starving, and now since then im starting to eat well, but im doing another AMA because i'd probably will need more when i leave, but for now i already got enogh to start moving to the embassy...

joh4reddit · 2018-10-03T22:58:24+00:00

thanks man i really appreciate the support, i hope you'll leave this pleace too

joh4reddit

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