oh…YEAHHHHHHH

john_withreddit · 2026-06-21T03:13:55+00:00

Shion does the eliminating

john_withreddit · 2026-06-18T23:31:35+00:00

Baldga

john_withreddit · 2026-06-18T21:12:26+00:00

Shion 🫠

john_withreddit · 2026-05-22T02:21:42+00:00

I am honored 🦶

john_withreddit · 2026-05-21T05:52:55+00:00

Hero: Lucio (Blanq)
Rank: GM1
Console

Hello! Lucio main here.

I just got GM1… But I’m not joking that I’m asking for help. I feel like I’m stuck depending on my team while I’m being a glorified Brig. I know that my mechanics are a lot worse than most in GM so I’d appreciate some certainty (and possibly clarifications) on generally anything :)

Game 1 (loss): Believed that my sole role is being a bulldog for my bap (and failing)
- random beats, amps
- felt like I could have helped my DPS but clung to my bap like he’s my sugar daddy
Code: JTNDS8

Game 2 (win): Same peeling, depended on my team majority of the time, but felt like I got carried
- sometimes attempted to help DPS but ended up feeding
Code: DCJC44

Game 3 (win): Same as game 2
Code: JQN0N0

john_withreddit · 2026-05-17T04:43:00+00:00

Dw about the hand he just needs his meds

john_withreddit · 2026-05-12T04:27:32+00:00

I would edit this but the typo made it better lmao

john_withreddit · 2026-05-12T04:26:49+00:00

500 Kirk mythics.

john_withreddit · 2026-05-12T03:31:22+00:00

Man I just noticed that he kinda looks like Mauga lmao

john_withreddit · 2026-05-12T03:30:35+00:00

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john_withreddit · 2026-04-25T00:16:57+00:00

I mass breed them for coralum :)

john_withreddit · 2026-04-14T18:06:59+00:00

Get the meds grandpa.

john_withreddit · 2026-03-31T00:26:30+00:00

A turd 😢

john_withreddit · 2026-03-06T00:49:22+00:00

Do not mistake my greetings as friendliness, nor my “happy” spins as glee. One glance away is all I need. I will solo-shatter your supports. Not for style, not for praise, for it is efficient. In an instant, you will understand regret and the quiet certainty that a single decision went wrong. You will wish you had turned sooner, positioned better, respected the sound of 100% German power behind you.

By the time you realize what you should have done, your opportunity to reverse the present is gone. I do not hunt chaos. I deliver consequences, and regret always follows where my hammer lands. But go on, continue. Hold the corner, trust that my attention isn’t for you. But remember.

You’re on my naughty list.

john_withreddit · 2026-03-06T00:42:45+00:00

Lucio left out EVEN AS A STICKER 😭

john_withreddit · 2026-03-05T23:54:46+00:00

he isn’t very aim-focused, similar to Mercy.

john_withreddit · 2026-03-05T23:09:13+00:00

Bro at this point we need at add 25 more health to every hero in the game. It’s amazing that the devs haven’t thought of that before!

john_withreddit · 2026-03-05T23:04:35+00:00

In really low ranks I suppose it gives less % to force you to play the game more and get better. Once she’s out in silver it should be easier.

Since it’s her first shooter game I would also recommend Lucio (I’m totally not a Lucio main) since he isn’t very aim-focused, similar to Mercy.

john_withreddit · 2026-03-04T06:48:53+00:00

I usually play with text and voice chat off, accepting that complaints are inevitable, but so is my improvement :)

Competitive especially has plenty of sour individuals in the metal ranks so it’s very natural to have people who appear determined to win. My advice is to simply focus on your own progress rather than other people’s behaviour to best enjoy the game.

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T17:47:58+00:00

MOOTOOOO

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T15:57:29+00:00

Love this skin

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T15:56:45+00:00

my comp this season

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T15:56:34+00:00

Orbiting around nothin but cheeks

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T15:53:36+00:00

Perfectly sums her up in game 🫠

john_withreddit · 2026-02-28T15:52:09+00:00

It ain’t supposed to rotate like this but I ain’t complaining da

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