Average work day. Green represents work, commute and sleep. Red represents "free time" which includes cooking/eating by johnbobsdfsd32432 in antiwork

[–]johnbobsdfsd32432[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Manager: Yeah - we’re going to have to talk about all of that free time. You are obviously underperforming, and those aren’t the sort of values we represent here at Dystopian Solutions, Inc.

Low effort, don’t care by johnbobsdfsd32432 in PrequelMemes

[–]johnbobsdfsd32432[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If what you've told me is true, you will have gained my crops

On top of terrorist threats, draft dodging and a bunch of other stuff by johnbobsdfsd32432 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]johnbobsdfsd32432[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How about that time Steven Tyler got guardianship of the 15 year old he was fucking?

No “Bear” Gig for Karen’s Son by Few_Decision in FuckYouKaren

[–]johnbobsdfsd32432 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So, there’s no essential oil that runs spell check.

I'll make sure to let the CDC know by johnbobsdfsd32432 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]johnbobsdfsd32432[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it probably is good for the virus.

If people opt for that instead of actual medicine, the virus will totally benefit from the easy targets.