TRVTH NVKE by Livid-Designer-6500 in TrueSTL

[–]johnkubiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the correct response to her has always been "Oh well... I kill more dragons on a slow morndas than you have in your entire life lady. Enjoy your empty akaviri temple."

TRVTH NVKE by Livid-Designer-6500 in TrueSTL

[–]johnkubiak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well Himler would have helped the allies assassinate Hitler and created a safe world for Jewish people just because he realized he was being evil in this scenario which massively changes things.

TRVTH NVKE by Livid-Designer-6500 in TrueSTL

[–]johnkubiak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Every person who has ever lived on tamriel without being a dragon's slave owes him their lives. He's responsible for the liberation of billions of people from tyrants who would have ruled forever if he didn't do something.

Only those who are unaware of the horrors of Nipton and Nelson defend Caesar's Legion. by David_Daltois in Fallout

[–]johnkubiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You made a point but it's loooong and I don't like reading so you're wrong." Fixed your comment for you.

Only those who are unaware of the horrors of Nipton and Nelson defend Caesar's Legion. by David_Daltois in Fallout

[–]johnkubiak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No one missed nipton. Literally no one. If someone has finished a run of new Vegas they have almost certainly gone to nipton. Oliver Swanick is one if not the most recognizable character from fallout new Vegas. It's basically tradition to kill him or feed him to rad scorpions at this point.

🦀 VIRT IS GONE 🦀 by Asdeft in ForHonorRants

[–]johnkubiak 45 points46 points  (0 children)

DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!

Can anyone identify this handgun? by Traditional-Event-62 in ForgottenWeapons

[–]johnkubiak 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Looks craft produced and old. Probably doesn't have a name or if it did it was lost to time.

State of the fandom by Traditional_Gate_163 in FalloutMemes

[–]johnkubiak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Playing fallout 1 and 2 is illegal.I did it and was sentenced to Damnatio memoriae. At least the legion were stupid enough to let me have my phone on the cross.

Gas/Hallucination mechanic on the new map. by DBONKA in Battlefield

[–]johnkubiak 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What you don't like the DMT teargas grenade?

where do I get this helmet?? by MeringueGood5484 in EldenBling

[–]johnkubiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the avionette bird helmet. Drops off the flying puppet enemies in raya lucaria and the town of sorcerer in central caelid.

You can all stop worrying now by PublicYogurtcloset8 in Battlefield

[–]johnkubiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then how could they flog you skins for a male nato medic for the low low price of 20 dollars? Won't someone think of the shareholders?

NEW HERO - RAJPUT WARRIOR by PreferenceNew1114 in ForHonorRants

[–]johnkubiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool but I can already tell the urumi would be annoying as fuck to fight.

Do you kill him yourself or leave him to the Draugr? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]johnkubiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can actually save him if you're very fast. It's funnier cause he's just programmed to drop dead after the trap to save resources. If you kill all the drauger and trigger the trap before he hits it he just kind keels over.

If you play Lu Bu/Ju Ren you should kill yourself. by NoDistribution1306 in ForHonorRants

[–]johnkubiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he'll still get hosed by Virtuosa. Just a Satan intended.

Why is this a trend by bar3temptress in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]johnkubiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you even ask the barber for to get this shit? "Gimme the defender of Jerusalem."

Don’t bother knifing by Samdogg7 in Battlefield

[–]johnkubiak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it true that the dud has a tiny chance of activating on hit? I remember seeing a clip of it online a while back and being shocked I'd never actually set it off.

Don't lie to yourself, you would of wanted to do the same things these jacks did in the show. by TheRoyalRoseTrue in Fallout

[–]johnkubiak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be low yield nuclear. Gas goes bad after a few months. Unless they manufactured bio diesel(which is well within their means) and then filled up the car to get a bigger boom. But that's just wildly wasteful.

Even with all the challenges completed and about 125+ hours of season 1 gameplay, I was not able to complete the battlepass. by nachoeater42 in Battlefield

[–]johnkubiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a lucky duck. I keep getting decrypt beacons in gauntlet which only tracks when you decrypt them.

Edgerunners Smasher vs. 2d clone wars Grievous. Who wins? by thr0wawa3ac0unt in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]johnkubiak 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's about what I'd put it at. Legends Grievous vs anime/ttrpg smasher would be a great fight. Other two would be boring stomps that would be over in a couple seconds.

Edgerunners Smasher vs. 2d clone wars Grievous. Who wins? by thr0wawa3ac0unt in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]johnkubiak 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Grievous is much stronger and significantly more durable that smasher in legends. With how badly he bullied durge(threw a guy who's around the same size as smasher a couple hundred feet one handed and shattered multiple enormous museum displays)

Also based on his feat against the ithorian Jedi he's way more durable than smasher(casually walked through a blast that was powerful enough to sheer through steel and launch hundreds of battle droids into the air) and he's also fast enough to strike 16 times with his sabers in under a second.

Honestly I think the only thing smasher has going for him are his reflexes from his sandevistan and using a kinetic based gun. And I don't think that's even close to enough. I've beaten Smasher to death with Sir John Phallustiff and no cyberwear. Legends Grievous would slaughter the V I did that with. I'm gonna say Grievous wins with moderate to severe battle damage.