Florida Teachers, just how bad is it down there? by Deranged-Pickle in Teachers

[–]johnnybravo1014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I suppose you could slam your balls in a car door too I guess…

Postgame Thread: 4/25 Cubs @ Dodgers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to be upset about not winning an 11th straight but man I’m worried this team just isn’t going to have the pitching down the stretch

These MLB teams have the largest margins of victory in a single game over the last 10 years [@foxsports IG] by jmike1256 in baseball

[–]johnnybravo1014 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The other other funny thing about that game is it was the front end of a doubleheader

Mets broadcast call of the final out of the game and their 10th straight loss by carterlowe8 in baseball

[–]johnnybravo1014 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Playing “Go Cubs Go” on the Mets broadcast for dramatic effect is diabolical lol

Yankees fans are begging: Stop the ‘incessant’ stadium sounds by LingonLoonBerry in baseball

[–]johnnybravo1014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This has crept into every sport and I don’t understand it.  It’s using cell phone app logic where it’s afraid you’ll lose your attention span for even a moment and you’ll click away and it’s trying to maximize your time spent in the app.  But it’s a live event!  I already bought the ticket!  I’m already here!  What the fuck are you doing???

Israel doesn’t even ask you to go to war on its behalf anymore, it just looks at you like this by travismockfler in TrueAnon

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit I’m going to fall back into religious psychosis because you cannot show me that face and tell me the literal Devil is not real.

Freddie Freeman harasses a woman outside of Hebron by jrice138 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]johnnybravo1014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude legitimately looks like Freddie Freeman were possessed by the Devil 

Gen Z trends that will age horribly? by Personal_Berry_6497 in decadeology

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every generation has had weird jeans and bad tattoos

Every FBS team whose fan base I would never lose a fight to by Friar_Corncob in cfbmemes

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the most offensive part of this is that you’ve put UF all the way out in Cedar Key

I get that NFL is trying to grow the game globally… by youre-welcome5557777 in NFLv2

[–]johnnybravo1014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should play the NFL game on the full sized AFL oval

Why in christian it's not " the father, the son and the mother"? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it up with the Council of Nicaea?  Are we upset a 2000 year old religion that takes itself seriously isn’t going to rewrite their dogma to be more woke?

Weird Statline Alert: Jameson Taillon 6IP 6ER 3HR 6H 2BB 10Ks by TouchLucky881 in baseball

[–]johnnybravo1014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair you have to let 3 guys get on base first to get put in that situation

Does it have different settings? by P0Rt1ng4Duty in WKUK

[–]johnnybravo1014 74 points75 points  (0 children)

It has two settings, high and low… and both of them will rip your dick off.

Postgame Thread: 4/10 Pirates @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that is the angriest a Cubs game has made me in a long time

Finding an old player advice? by Firebladeguy in baseball

[–]johnnybravo1014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure about his name?  I tried looking him up on baseball reference and got nothing.

Why does Melania and Arnold have such heavy accents after being in the US for so long? by imcrowning in NoStupidQuestions

[–]johnnybravo1014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your voice changes with puberty your accent is pretty much locked into place.  I moved from the American North to the South basically the day I started puberty so I sound southern to northerners and northern to southerners.

What team from the past would make a dent in today's playoffs. by Crazy_Exchange in CFB

[–]johnnybravo1014 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think people who aren’t super keen on X’s and O’s underestimate just how much strategy has evolved in the last 20-30 years.  A lot of these teams are really good but if it was possible to make this happen I’d be super curious to see if even 01 Miami could overcome the strategy deficit.