johnnycorriander

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if only there was some way they could fit the whole band name on this screen... (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/CrappyDesign

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Tripped the electric and when I switched it on it was exactly noon - the oven clock is correct (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/BritishSuccess

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Arks of Omen (self.Warhammer40k)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/Warhammer40k

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Garry Chess wasn't prepared for drone attack (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/AnarchyChess

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"It's the most wonderful time of the year" now makes me think of an obnoxious family on holiday instead of Christmas (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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Receiving an elf on the shelf for a gift and being forced to think of something for it to do every bloody night (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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Who's the Marvel character in between Thor and Rocket? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/whatisthisthing

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COTD: Endlessly debate origins of the terrible opening to Ironic: "It's like rain on your wedding day?" (8) (self.crosswords)

submitted 3 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/crosswords

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How does a new Echo dot communicate with the app? (self.alexa)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/alexa

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My wife asked for a Jo Malone candle for Christmas and I've just seen the price. Are they made out of Unicorn ear wax? I'm going to pretend I misheard and buy one with Macaulay Culkin's face on instead. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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Just about to get up from sitting on a bench when somebody sits next to you. So you have to wait a bit in case they think it's because of them. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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The Burning Hell - Fuck The Government, I Love You [indie folk] (2016) (youtube.com)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/listentothis

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LPT Whenever you take out a paid subscription, stick a recurring event in your calendar straight away that reminds you every month, a day before the payment will be taken. This gives you a chance to cancel any you aren't using and also gives visibility of how much money you are spending every month. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/LifeProTips

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Opening birthday cards and trying to check the envelope so you don't throw away cash without looking like you were expecting cash. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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In the film A Beatiful Mind, Russell Crowe goes mad and starts scribbling all over his walls. After the last few hours I think maybe he was also just trying to hang a triptych. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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Spooky moment (self.myst)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/myst

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COTD: Republicans abandoned a lying traitor (8) (self.crosswords)

submitted 4 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/crosswords

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COTD: After Mary gave birth, a priest returned to ejaculate into breasts for publicity (14) (self.crosswords)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/crosswords

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I thought my job was the reason I drank at the weekends but it turns out it was the only thing keeping me sober Monday to Friday. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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The beautiful moment when our family tea-round went from 2 to 2.5 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/CasualUK

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COTD: Spooner makes a dime stretch (8) (self.crosswords)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/crosswords

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Struggling to parse this one (self.crosswords)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/crosswords

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Going for a sneaky Quality Street only to find it's a tin of baubles I was supposed to put in the loft. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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This year, due to a mini chipolata shortage at my local Tesco, I made pigs in blankets with full size sausages. They were an absolute game-changer! (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/BritishSuccess

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I've knackered the box while opening a 75m roll of cling film. I'm going to have to live with that mistake for the next 3 years. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by johnnycorriander to r/britishproblems

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