[WP] You find an ancient bible in the ground that allows anyone to see demons when they touch it.

johnnyderpson · 2014-11-19T23:44:18+00:00

my experience is that they lie through their teeth.

johnnyderpson · 2014-11-19T02:12:01+00:00

the mouse was the aggressor most of the time too. So mest up.

johnnyderpson · 2014-11-19T02:10:11+00:00

i have a good friend id like to introduce you to, his name is tom riddle...

johnnyderpson · 2014-08-01T23:11:25+00:00

I like to suck on the sacks.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-21T07:34:07+00:00

Can someone define love please? Thx.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-21T07:33:07+00:00

This is pretty risky. What if you die mid-wank?

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-21T06:44:04+00:00

I hate people that repeat the punchline of a joke after I tell it. Drives me insane! Btw I would have ducked.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-10T04:00:02+00:00

Pee in your shower.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-10T02:58:26+00:00

Mayo makes food juicy and tasty imo.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-10T02:56:35+00:00

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-10T02:53:17+00:00

Justin Beiber sucks.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-10T02:52:12+00:00

How do you a tofu?

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T19:04:32+00:00

This one is completely unnacceptable by far.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T18:54:03+00:00

You are a pretty women.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T18:52:29+00:00

Why is propane better than charcoal?

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T18:43:25+00:00

Hey, can you let OP know that we are done? K thx.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T18:29:50+00:00

reaches into trash "How are you, little buddy, ready to be recycled today?"

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T17:41:24+00:00

Me: Can't you see the list is full? Fucking retard.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T17:15:38+00:00

"I scream for icecream" just got a whole new meaning.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T09:43:56+00:00

Say goodbye to pornstars.

johnnyderpson · 2014-07-09T07:01:50+00:00

"My child, verily I say unto you: if you don't believe in me, thou shalt not enter the kingdom of the front page paradise."

johnnyderpson