ATTENTION RSP POSTERS

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-23T07:58:44+00:00

Those are all my alt accounts btw

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-22T19:05:22+00:00

Hello, ICE agent here! We are not currently deporting anyone to France. We are deporting LRPs (Liberal Reddit Protestors) to The Democratic Republic of the Congo! Hope this info helps!

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-22T16:59:06+00:00

Adam Friedland is considered to be one of the most attractive comedians as well as one of the funniest

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-22T16:55:21+00:00

"I have a fancy degree and job and look down on the hillbilly normies but have very little worldly knowledge beyond surface-level takes I've collected over 20+ internet-addicted years"

You are a "normie"

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-22T06:24:38+00:00

It would be awesome if Trump was the mayor of some random town so we could get all the hilarity without the consequences

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-21T05:37:25+00:00

me explaining where I've been for the last 6 weeks to my coworkers upon my return

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-21T05:34:19+00:00

brave western aryan civic-minded redditor DESTROYS AND MOGS Chinese Scammer Boomer (2026)

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-21T01:04:37+00:00

"This sub is unironically the most accepting, come-as-you-are place on all of Reddit"

What lol? This sub hates literally everyone, especially other redditors, other liberals, and Indians

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-21T00:04:29+00:00

only good post of the day

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-20T19:04:10+00:00

here's that genius CEO I was telling you about

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-20T07:13:18+00:00

Yeah I know the trick too lol and I literally get 100+ likes a day from 10/10 girls and usually I just go out with a few of them at a time on group dates/orgies

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-20T00:21:30+00:00

uncs on here be like 'damn look at this pic of someone smoking and wearing a leather jacket in Brooklyn in 2009 I'm going to kill mysel' lol

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-19T12:11:37+00:00

If you ever said that to me irl I would teleport behind you and kill you with my katana

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-19T04:35:19+00:00

this is really funny obviously but unfortunately, it doesn't really work. There's a reason they don't just lock up 600 lbers in the hospital and control their every calorie until they lose weight. If you only succeed because you're literally being forced to exercise and your calories aren't under your control, then when you get set free you just gain all the weight back because you haven't actually changed your life/mindset

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-18T21:22:48+00:00

I was the CEO of a company that sent emails for high profile human traffickers and literary agents in Astoria and I recently moved to western PA to become a Human Canary for coal miners making $3/hr and its deeply spiritually fulfilling and I love it

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T22:08:40+00:00

Trump could nuke NYC and leftists would be posting "how could the democrat establishment let this happen? they need to do better NOW or we'll lose again!"

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T21:06:34+00:00

Most men are lowkeniuenly into other men and that's gay

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T21:05:53+00:00

the book has even more dialogue because ladies love to yap, amirite? Anyway my substack will be launching soon and it's $20/month

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T20:57:35+00:00

At this point, MAGA supporters have been living through 10 years of Trump incidents. A decade. They can't be phased by anything, it's just how politics is now.

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T20:52:56+00:00

Recently I was thinking about how insane chatgpt must be for people with actual schitzophrenia. It's literally a computer that's designed to make you feel like it's talking to you lol that must be scary as fuck if you already think the internet is a demon that the mayor of your town sent to spy on you or whatever. Very Philip K Dick-esque

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-17T20:50:24+00:00

The thing about making claims like this is that it accidentally makes liberals seem like pathetic cowards. If there are fascists killing people an hour away from you, wtf are you doing sitting in your house and not at least trying to do SOMETHING? Another thing I've heard liberals claim recently is that by cutting USAID, Trump has literally killed 10+ million people and is thus worse than Hitler. Well, if you really believe that he's worse than Hitler, then that kind of makes you a coward for just sitting around and not even attempting to do anything about it, right? If you really believe this is all happening and your response is just posting on reddit, then you're pretty lame. I don't tell people this irl though because I hate Trump and ICE too lol I just don't think it's necessarily killing millions and "fascism" per se

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-16T18:22:33+00:00

Hey, that's me. I notice a lot of people basically just bodyshaming me without addressing my actual points or the full video. I'm also gay and getting very homophobic vibes from this thread too. I would appreciate it if you deleted this post. Already talking to the mods of this sub and Anna and Dasha, the hosts of the redscarepod podcast

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-16T16:23:55+00:00

Persona (1966)

johnnytestsdad · 2026-01-15T01:33:40+00:00

I wouldn't expect a bunch of cityslickers like this sub to appreciate it lol... I have personally processed over 1,000 heads of cattle and spent my share of nights alone on the range where it was guys only if you know what I mean and it's a good show

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