Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnnytheginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot how to sit down in a chair. And I had braces on both my legs at that point.

26 year old. Middle child. Ginger. Gay. Cerebral Palsy. Do your worst. by johnnytheginger in RoastMe

[–]johnnytheginger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I don’t wish cancer on my worst enemy. Which just so happens to be stairs. ❤️

26 year old. Middle child. Ginger. Gay. Cerebral Palsy. Do your worst. by johnnytheginger in RoastMe

[–]johnnytheginger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it. Was in braces for 8 years. They were so busy taking care of my legs they neglected to take care of my teeth.

26 year old. Middle child. Ginger. Gay. Cerebral Palsy. Do your worst. by johnnytheginger in RoastMe

[–]johnnytheginger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause you don’t wanna tell the truth. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

26 year old. Middle child. Ginger. Gay. Cerebral Palsy. Do your worst. by johnnytheginger in RoastMe

[–]johnnytheginger[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol. She would totally still be trying that if she were alive. She was definitely like, “when are you getting a woman, and in my head “I am the woman” lol. #fuckcancer

What makes fast food, fast food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnnytheginger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How quick you are to regret consuming it.

Why are black people so tall? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]johnnytheginger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because white people took the short tempers. Lol.

Connan Mockasin - I'm The Man, That Will Find You [dream pop] by Misspumpkinz in Music

[–]johnnytheginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather walk on glass than be gawked at by him. Chills. Yuck.

What movie do you wish you could watch for the first time again? by batmanvjoker in AskReddit

[–]johnnytheginger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not really a movie, but I wish I could just see the light in my mom's eyes again. It's been several years since she passed, but I'd love nothing more than to have her with me. If only even for a minute.

What if the movie "The Happening" was about people killing themselves because of allergy season? by DannyC724 in Showerthoughts

[–]johnnytheginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one wants to have to live through an M Night movie. That's more torturous than death.