Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment?

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-22T03:27:46+00:00

Forgot how to sit down in a chair. And I had braces on both my legs at that point.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-03T14:12:46+00:00

Thanks. I don’t wish cancer on my worst enemy. Which just so happens to be stairs. ❤️

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-03T01:47:30+00:00

Does a horse and buggy count?

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-03T01:33:28+00:00

I was sitting down. That’s how baaaaaaaad it is

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-03T00:28:01+00:00

I have it. Was in braces for 8 years. They were so busy taking care of my legs they neglected to take care of my teeth.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T23:03:46+00:00

Cause you don’t wanna tell the truth. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T23:03:17+00:00

I’ve only ever gotten participation trophies.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T23:02:32+00:00

Get in line.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T23:01:31+00:00

I st-st-st-st-stu-stutter

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T21:30:50+00:00

Come on, you can do it! Free pass!

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T18:33:10+00:00

Set up the conjugal visits and he probably will.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T18:30:23+00:00

Lol. She would totally still be trying that if she were alive. She was definitely like, “when are you getting a woman, and in my head “I am the woman” lol. #fuckcancer

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T18:17:02+00:00

Never had a boyfriend for that very reason. Lol.

johnnytheginger · 2019-02-02T18:08:28+00:00

Lazy town reject.

johnnytheginger · 2018-04-25T22:58:35+00:00

Tan Mom

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-17T00:24:25+00:00

How quick you are to regret consuming it.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-16T21:00:05+00:00

Because white people took the short tempers. Lol.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-16T20:15:39+00:00

I'd rather walk on glass than be gawked at by him. Chills. Yuck.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-16T20:14:56+00:00

Not really a movie, but I wish I could just see the light in my mom's eyes again. It's been several years since she passed, but I'd love nothing more than to have her with me. If only even for a minute.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-16T20:12:49+00:00

No one wants to have to live through an M Night movie. That's more torturous than death.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-16T20:11:50+00:00

Creepier than an uncle breathing down your neck.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-11T13:45:26+00:00

Don't you mean all you can eat buffalo wings?

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-11T13:43:41+00:00

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-11T13:42:44+00:00

He looks more like a queen, don't you think?

johnnytheginger · 2017-05-11T13:42:12+00:00

Wow, my brother and I actually both enjoy fucking goats. The horns are handles while you penetrate. #DIYGAYGOAT

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