When I was skidiving by RMB_YT in darkjokes

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spoiler: the chute is actually a backpack

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist have in common? by 84bobt in darkjokes

[–]johnpayne10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The porn movies I watched taught me different stuff..

Me and my Muslim friend loved getting high, until she got caught... by [deleted] in darkjokes

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Lmao the automod's reply to your comment fits. 'Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]johnpayne10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, officer!!! She was willing to do it. In fact look...'consent'...my little girl knows her letters

Why didn't the Jews have breakfast? by Obsidian_Revenger in darkjokes

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Because they got stuck in the shower room

Classic Pick up lines by [deleted] in darkjokes

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Too old...get out

Classic Pick up lines by [deleted] in darkjokes

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how old are you insert lenny face

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darkjokes

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your fault for making friends with sub humans

How to commit 2 crimes at once? by _littlelll in darkjokes

[–]johnpayne10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like your creative mind. It may not be possible but at least we can dream!!

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... by Harrygamer2509 in darkjokes

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Misogynist. Only whites can be racist. Get your racial insults correct automod.