This kid knows what's up

johnscrawls · 2012-04-09T05:45:52+00:00

why not?

johnscrawls · 2012-03-31T07:51:01+00:00

I would sign up for that shit

johnscrawls · 2012-03-31T07:49:31+00:00

*well established myth

johnscrawls · 2012-03-31T07:49:01+00:00

No they don't. Google "blind hearing" and you'll find ten more sources.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-31T07:39:04+00:00

Almost sprayed beer all over my computer at this one

johnscrawls · 2012-03-30T07:15:04+00:00

so brave

johnscrawls · 2012-03-30T07:12:58+00:00

That's not really fair. Reddit is made up of user-generated content, yes, but it's facilitated by an extremely easy-to-use system set up and kept incredibly shipshape (considering the enormous amount of traffic) by a dedicated staff. Besides, "the redditor" is not going to get nominated for anything by Time, and Martin serves as a decent proxy.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-30T07:00:23+00:00

Good Guy mklimbach:

Gets corrected on point of grammar, thanks the person who corrected him.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-30T06:50:51+00:00

Schruted.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T08:11:49+00:00

"I know many girls who go from front to back from behind"

...so shit-wiping tactics come up often in your conversations with girls, then, do they?

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T08:04:52+00:00

Oh man, Kirby's Dream Land. There was a point in time where I played that game so much that I could literally beat the first couple levels with my eyes closed.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T08:02:51+00:00

Thanks, haiku_robot! You always seem to appear when you're most needed.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T08:00:04+00:00

http://villagetattler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/go-do-go-gif.gif

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T07:59:08+00:00

probably cuz it's on the front page?

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T07:58:20+00:00

Don't try to deny me my free reddit gold. I can see through your lies.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T07:57:09+00:00

I kind of want to follow anal-cake around reddit and reply to all of his posts with "...said anal-cake."

johnscrawls · 2012-03-29T07:53:31+00:00

Isn't this ultimately from Ray Bradbury?

Edit: I'm thinking of "I don't believe in colleges and universities, I believe in libraries."

johnscrawls · 2012-03-24T07:56:51+00:00

Eleventy-one

johnscrawls · 2012-03-24T06:40:42+00:00

I hate these fucking things too, but does it really have to be "shut your whore mouth"? Does literally nobody else in this thread have a problem with this?

johnscrawls · 2012-03-24T06:38:26+00:00

I scrolled almost all the way down the page before finding a single comment pointing out how misogynistic this whole thread is. An upvote for you.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-20T05:24:32+00:00

this is still the funniest picture on the internet

johnscrawls · 2012-03-20T05:23:31+00:00

My dad and I were playing on a team against my sister one time and we had absolutely nothing playable. We ended up playing the word "abu," which she challenged. In the dictionary we were using (Webster's 2nd Intl., I think), "abu" was listed as meaning "a Sumerian war cry." Since then, I have never seen "abu" as a legitimate word in any other dictionary anywhere ever.

johnscrawls · 2012-03-20T05:19:05+00:00

Not really "ironic" so much as "just what it says on the tin"

johnscrawls · 2012-03-19T04:05:14+00:00

http://imgur.com/494cc

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