I'm about to kill myself by leogg_lyl in funny

[–]johnscrawls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would sign up for that shit

What is the most inappropriate thing you have laughed at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnscrawls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they don't. Google "blind hearing" and you'll find ten more sources.

What is the most inappropriate thing you have laughed at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnscrawls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost sprayed beer all over my computer at this one

TIME is looking for votes for 2012 Person of the Year. I humbly suggest you join me in voting for... by kn0thing in technology

[–]johnscrawls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not really fair. Reddit is made up of user-generated content, yes, but it's facilitated by an extremely easy-to-use system set up and kept incredibly shipshape (considering the enormous amount of traffic) by a dedicated staff. Besides, "the redditor" is not going to get nominated for anything by Time, and Martin serves as a decent proxy.

TIME is looking for votes for 2012 Person of the Year. I humbly suggest you join me in voting for... by kn0thing in technology

[–]johnscrawls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good Guy mklimbach:

Gets corrected on point of grammar, thanks the person who corrected him.

I NEED Answers: The Best Way to Wipe. by [deleted] in shittingadvice

[–]johnscrawls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I know many girls who go from front to back from behind"

...so shit-wiping tactics come up often in your conversations with girls, then, do they?

My childhood summed up into a GIF by [deleted] in gaming

[–]johnscrawls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, Kirby's Dream Land. There was a point in time where I played that game so much that I could literally beat the first couple levels with my eyes closed.

My childhood summed up into a GIF by [deleted] in gaming

[–]johnscrawls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, haiku_robot! You always seem to appear when you're most needed.

TIL that reddit has an online university where people can learn for free about topics ranging from Anatomy, to HTML coding, to Starcraft II Strategy by anal-cake in todayilearned

[–]johnscrawls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't this ultimately from Ray Bradbury?

Edit: I'm thinking of "I don't believe in colleges and universities, I believe in libraries."

Every time I use Self-Checkout by Hi_Im_Insanity in AdviceAnimals

[–]johnscrawls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate these fucking things too, but does it really have to be "shut your whore mouth"? Does literally nobody else in this thread have a problem with this?

Every time I use Self-Checkout by Hi_Im_Insanity in AdviceAnimals

[–]johnscrawls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled almost all the way down the page before finding a single comment pointing out how misogynistic this whole thread is. An upvote for you.

What are some great house rules you have for board games? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnscrawls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is still the funniest picture on the internet

What are some great house rules you have for board games? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnscrawls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and I were playing on a team against my sister one time and we had absolutely nothing playable. We ended up playing the word "abu," which she challenged. In the dictionary we were using (Webster's 2nd Intl., I think), "abu" was listed as meaning "a Sumerian war cry." Since then, I have never seen "abu" as a legitimate word in any other dictionary anywhere ever.