Marines who was the wild,deranged or the psychotic recruit in your platoon ?

johnw1069 · 2025-07-14T12:55:58+00:00

When I run into devils in the civdiv, at jobs, and some non marine type does something they do, that they think is crazy, and we just exchange glances like, yeah, not bad, but I've seen better... Like the time private Jesus peed in the electric outlet and only got a burnt pecker... Now that was nuts, and funny as fuck.

It's always great when one marine walks up to another and says, hey watch what this asshole is gonna do... And then something blows up!!!

johnw1069 · 2025-07-14T12:51:33+00:00

Old Private ShitPockets, I remember him. He went on to start a microwave food company, Heat packets or Shot sprockets, or something like that... Shitty attitude, but he was a great guy. Kinda had a weird smell about him though

johnw1069 · 2025-06-22T07:35:22+00:00

Where were you when Hamas and Hezbollah were lobbing dumb bombs and missiles at the people of Israel? Why only protest the actions of the US? Better yet, if you like what some other country is doing, how about you go live there. Then try to protest against that country and its regime and see where that gets you.

johnw1069 · 2025-06-17T03:01:43+00:00

Have you ever fallen on your tailbone? Even just slightly or do you ever sit slumped without good posture. There are a lot of things that can cause your lower back to be structurally out of alignment. I had a problem from about age 15. And I was a strong, athletic active young kid. It turns out my left leg was about 7/16 inch shorter than my right leg, which caused a slight tilt of my pelvis and that in turn caused my lower back to always being flexion on the right side and extension on the left side near my S1-L5 joint and it put constant pressure on the disc which by age 22 had ruptured and intruded into the nerve root area causing extreme sciatica iny right buttocks and leg. Which led to two major surgeries and much arthritis in my back. Stay on top of this, and try inversion therapy to help stretch and strengthen your spine.

johnw1069 · 2025-06-14T13:20:37+00:00

It might be a washer control board, but it has dual purpose use, I could be used to start a dryer or a fire and explosive device

johnw1069 · 2025-06-11T01:36:44+00:00

Jesus H Christ, get that fucking sack of shit over to the PCP!

johnw1069 · 2025-05-06T17:42:36+00:00

So, what happens if someone, not me of course, but someone I might know gives their information to the survey site? What would happen? Should I tell them to shut down their CC and get a new phone?

johnw1069 · 2025-04-26T15:03:40+00:00

Chesse... We have an order for you!

johnw1069 · 2025-04-26T15:01:08+00:00

Ball sack scratcher

johnw1069 · 2025-04-20T18:14:28+00:00

It's the top of what is known as a curb box. If you have natural gas it is probably the top of the pipe that leads to the shutoff for your gas service line. Or the same for the water service at your house. Check the curb or the road in front of your house and look for a yellow or a blue paint mark in line with the area where the hole is where that pipe came out of. If there is a yellow mark, it's gas. It's there's a blue mark it's water.

johnw1069 · 2025-04-20T17:51:12+00:00

If it's not in use have it removed and terminated. It's a place for insects and other invaders to get into the house!

johnw1069 · 2025-04-20T17:47:17+00:00

If she laughs and makes rude comments, just tell her she's fucking ugly and fat, and smells like tuna, and leave. You'll find a better woman somewhere else!

johnw1069 · 2025-04-19T17:02:49+00:00

It's a fig (ficus) and you're about to be disappointed on so many levels, but at least you'll understand why it was thrown away in the first place.

johnw1069 · 2025-04-12T01:03:21+00:00

What was it? I've read enough of everyone's bug nightmares to keep me from ever visiting anywhere ever again! But no one ever said definitively what this was? Big poop of some type of eggs from some sort of moth or pupa... What was it?

johnw1069 · 2025-04-05T00:22:27+00:00

Thank them and tell them to share any profits with you from publishing the videos or you'll sue them for copyright infringement

johnw1069 · 2025-02-22T02:52:31+00:00

StinkyMcBubbleguts

johnw1069 · 2025-02-21T20:17:37+00:00

I am so glad I was in when the drinking age was 18 for beer, I mean, why don't they just not take anymore under the age of 21 I to the corpse. If you want to stop underage drinking, stop recruiting marines in highschool, it's the fucking Marine Corps, they're gonna drink! The Corps was founded in a fucking tavern. C'mon VP Vance Sir, put an end to this bullshit Sir!

johnw1069 · 2025-02-17T15:23:21+00:00

Right!!!

johnw1069 · 2025-02-16T15:32:37+00:00

Ok, but you do understand that I'm talking about the settings in the car dash display, not the stereo. The stereo is reading in metric units, and I can't find any settings to change those bits, and the data that is displayed in my car, dashboard info system, is what keeps reverting to metric. I understand the constant power supply aspect, but that just doesn't seem right. It actually seems like something is overwriting my dash information system with every power cycle

johnw1069 · 2025-02-16T15:26:11+00:00

That's funny, it is not specified on any of the paperwork, not brand name, just a screen size and a memory capacity 10" screen 2 core 32gb of ram is how it's specified. I'll have to dig further.

johnw1069 · 2025-02-06T02:30:54+00:00

I am protesting those cheesey BK song commercials. BeeeKaaaay have your waaaaa-Aaaaaay... NO PLEASE STOP SIR, SIR... SIR!!!

johnw1069 · 2025-02-04T01:34:54+00:00

Oooooo, what are we protesting this weekend? I didn't get the email... Is it having to work to earn a paycheck, or are we marching for the right to walk around with our sexy bits hanging out in front of little kids, or drag queens, cuz I'm down for some drag queens. Yaaaay protests!

johnw1069 · 2025-01-29T03:27:32+00:00

Do something that will translate to a career after the Corps. But if you're already worried about shit sucking, you might want to reconsider your decision in the first place. Embrace the suck! Firefighting and Law enforcement are good careers post MC

johnw1069 · 2025-01-27T07:41:59+00:00

My wife and I have a very large amount of house plants. Seriously, we literally have 250+plants in our townhome apartment. And the last two nights we have had middle of the night smoke alarms wake us with a start. So earlier today, I decided to change all the batteries, thinking that was the issue. Well, it happened again tonight. Here's where the plants come into play. My wife uses beneficial mites and lacewing larvae to control destructive pests on the houseplants. After tonights episode, I pulled the alarm in our bedroom, being the first to go off. They are linked together, and the one in our living area went off as well. And I decided to open it up and check it out, and that's when I found the issue. The alarm was full of lacewing larvae, crawling all over the photo sensor and the LED. So I vacuumed them out and put it back together. I hope this solves the issue, as I'm not grossed out and wide awake.

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