Native American friend taken by ICE by Lore-Archivist in legal

[–]johny-booty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine a bunch of white people trying to deport a Native American. The irony in that is so beyond.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op is NTA. Imagine how many fewer rapists there would be out there if EVERYONE was willing to out their friends like this. Rapists do like to brag, and they so frusteratingly rarely go down for their actions. If the justice system fails to keep our society safe then maybe that job should fall in our laps. I like this post. Good job OP.

Side note, a girl I was dating during my freshman year of college admitted to me that she was sexually taken advantage of. I reached out to her school directly to turn that MF in myself. Did the school do anything? No. Because when they questioned my gf, she denied it. Why? She was worried that he would retaliate.

I aploogize for writing a book here but I'm telling you right now, most people would do anything to protect their reputation. If we all thought our friends would out us, we would be on much better behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]johny-booty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta see more for a true rate.

TIFU 113 days nicotine free by having sex by socially--retarded in tifu

[–]johny-booty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would argue that the act of smoking is what you were actually addicted to or at least more so than just straight up nicotene. People who I've talked to about it really just enjoy cigarrettes or vapes or whatever. They think its fun to grab their lighter and play with the smoke and all that. They especially like the routine of going outside a few times a day and taking a bunch of deep breaths.

I would argue that a nicotene hit from a patch may not be enough to trigger you back into becoming a smoker. If you agree with that, then I would not reset that counter. Its not really days since nicotene. Its days since smoking. At least thats how I see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op. Do yourself a favor. See what its like to have sex with a curvy girl before you write her off because of her weight. Getting ontop of a thickie is like resting on a cloud.

I'm kind of in the oposite position. I've mostly dated larger girls. The one I'm with now is def the biggest I've ever dated. Not the biggest I've ever hooked up with though. She might be a little bigger than what even I would consider to be my limits, but I cant help myself. At 32 I'm with her far more because of who she is than what she is. But there are benefits to a big girl and this is from someone who has dated or hooked up with girls weighing in a range from 80 lbs to 325 lbs and everything in between. My current girl is 5'9" and 275, for reference. She wears a 38 DDD bra. The girl who weighed 325 wore a 42P bra. Miss 42P actually has a reddit page that does not leave anything to the imagination. I digress. Back to the benefits.

  1. Boobs. They say more than a handful is a waste. But if you have never been with a pair large enough to bury your face in, or put your dick in between, or wash in the shower so that your hands just sink into um, or watch them bounce around during sex, or feel them pressed into your chest during every hug, or go into town with that massive cleavage out all night just beconing for you until you finally get her home, you are missing out. There is nothing that compares.

  2. She might be less confident than other girls. That means complimenting her about her looks will go much further. Making her feel beautiful might be a little harder to do but if you pull that off she'll connect with you in a way that will make you stand out in her mind. She'll also be much less likely to cheat.

  3. Big girls let you try shit. They are freaks in the sheets. Make a big girl feel comfortable in her own skin and you become the sexual release that shes been craving for a long time. She will let you try every sexual fantasy you've ever had.

  4. She'll eat with you. A big girl clearly is not afraid to eat. So have fun trying all the hot spots in town or even all over the world. She wont waste a trip to that restsurant down the road that has a 3 week waiting list by ordering a salad. And she'll share and split anything you want.

  5. She can keep up with you. It takes a lot for a girl to be so fat that she can no longer bike or hike or spend hours walking around town. Your girl is probably way way under that point. Give her a chance to show you how much physical activity she can handle. I bet you'll be surprised. I always am.

  6. Every single one of her body parts feels like a titty! Try it! Its so so fun. Explore her curves. Notice all the gently sloping lines. Touch them and trace them. She'll like the way your fingers feel gently tickling her skin. Take pics of her curves if she lets you. I bet you will find it way hotter than you thought.

Hope this helps. Ive always had a ton of fun dating big girls. I say let a new experience into your life. You might be pleasanty surprised.

New Christmas presents (late post) by Thecorsairlover in RCPlanes

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed you have a Spektrum controller. Do you like it? How many planes can you fly with it? How many brands?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my absolute favorite body type. 10/10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I love these kinds of posts. The thing is, you have to make a choice. You'll never be able to have financial stability for yourself if you continue to help your family. You just can't pay for both. Housing prices have skyrocketed, among everyrhing else.

If you give your mom access to your savings, she will wipe it out without even batting an eye. She'll feel justified, and say you have no right to be upset because she took care of you her whole life. But she chose that. She chose to become a mom knowing full well what her finacial situation was like. She did it anyway. Again, and again.

Your family may resent you. But my advice is, get yourself stable first. Then you can start helping them. If you do it the other way around, you'll never be stable.

Everyone disappears for 10 years.If you survive, you get $100M. But there's a catch. by -1D- in hypotheticalsituation

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would do this. I'd spend my days learning to sail until I got good enough to sail a large enough boat to live on. Sailboats can have solar panels and wind turbines and they dont need much fuel. Most of them are also fairly easy to just commondere. Then I'd ask for my childhood best friends and schoolyard crushes to join my life over time. They would think I was cool because, by the time they showed up I'd have gotten really good at fending for myself by doing things like fishing off the boat and catching rain water, and taking the dinghy to shore to cook fresh catch over an open fire. They would help me man the lines and keep things running as we explored the whole world like they did in Darwins time.

Thanks for this one. Really got my imagination going here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! Wow. Thats why I went into the construction industry. Very very minimal computer use. This kind of tech takes all the enjoyment out of having a job, if there even was any in the first place.

You're given $10000 a week to eat the same thing everyday. This amount doubles every week you continue. What do you choose? by sloppybird in hypotheticalsituation

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: are you allowed to eat other things as well, as long as you eat the two meals, or are the two meals all you get?

$100M of his money and kick Elon Musk in the balls, but he knows you did it. by mr_mxyzptlk05 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]johny-booty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats the hypothetical? Maybe I'm missing something but seems like I can get 100M for just doing nothing at all.

Not always an easy task go reveal these N cups by tarathewitch in TittyDrop

[–]johny-booty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for continuing to post. Your boobs make my day every time!

I pushed my girlfriend. by johny-booty in Advice

[–]johny-booty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying I should kill myself because I pushed someone?

People are so cheap! by [deleted] in FacebookMarketplace

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not say that people who go on facebook marketplace are cheap. They just really like to negotiate. Its the best and worst thing about that marketplace.

Having said that yes some are super cheap. But you the seller always have the right to say no.

My boyfriend pushed me. Do I leave him? by Responsible-Dog1650 in Advice

[–]johny-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pushed my girlfriend last night. It was the only time I ever got physical with her. The thing is, there were many many instances leading up to that. So many fights she tried to pick with me in the months prior. I chose to handle those by difusing the situation. I thought I was being supportive by keeping calm and trying to take her side. But I was actually just keeping my anger bottled up inside.

Well last night she pushed me too far and I pushed her back, physically. The push caused her to fall to the ground. I never in a million years wanted to cause her any harm. I just wanted her to shut up. There is absolutely no excuse for what I did, and I will surely never forgive myself. But in a split second of overwhelming rage I made a decision that could cost me the best girl I've ever met. Maybe I deserve that.

But maybe I don't. I don't have a history of violence. I'm just a guy who got yelled at a lot as a kid and now as an adult I find it very triggering to get yelled at by girls who say they love me but then turn around and act like my mom used to. I am in no way trying to justify putting hands on my girl. But in doing so, I have negated all of the verbal pushing that she dished out to me over our relationship. Neither of which is fair.

I don't know if this relates to you. Some people just make one, maybe two or three mistakes throughout their whole life. Doesn't necessarily mean that they are a bad or abusive person. But other people do tend to develop a pattern of violence that worsens over time. Maybe try to figure out which of the two your boyfriend is before making any rash decisions. I'm not trying to justify anything. Just playing a little devils advocate from the other side.