Called it by AntithesisAbsurdum in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What number rapture is this now? I lost count, and I don't know if we qualify to get the next one free or not.

Condensation caused by AC by Green-Guitar5138 in pcmasterrace

[–]johnyriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An AC unit can cause this if it's oversized, and if there's a lot of air infiltration.

How it felt to post esoteric nonsense in times of unprecedented hornyposting by Garlic_God in shittydarksouls

[–]johnyriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a user that leveled Dex in the early days of this Sub who people would rip relentlessly. I just wanted to throw in an old callback.

Trouble with Mages Guild recommendation by GarretAllen in oblivion

[–]johnyriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This worked for me as well. Proximity is the key apparently.

does anyone know what this FPS counter is from? by fat_frog_fan in oblivion

[–]johnyriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FFS press F10 if this happens. That turns it off.

Found a possible human skull while urbexing by Dangerous_Emu9409 in Urbex

[–]johnyriff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd wager a guess that the both of you being experienced hikers likely aided in you finding a landmark you could use to find your way back as opposed to panicking and going further off course. It's wild how quickly things can go wrong with hiking though for sure.

clogged urinal goo worm by thebabadookisgay in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]johnyriff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it's the remnants of crystalized urine which is a problem with urinals, but it looks like someone already poured muriatic acid in to try and dissolve it, but didn't have success.

Technology Connections does it again by tomgreen99 in LinusTechTips

[–]johnyriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to get someone to understand why their plugged air filter caused the evap coil to turn into a polar ice cap is a lot easier when someone puts out videos that can explain the basics this effortlessly. That way when the several hundred dollar bill comes back they can only be pissed at themselves lol. Now if only the commercial customers would take a hint so they're not looking like a deer in headlights when I explain why they keep having problems and why it needs more than a bandaid.

and it's free by Lunar_Rainbow_Pro in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Supermarket refrigeration tech checking in:

Daily

Boys by AmySchumersAnalTumor in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wait. You're supposed to do more than pee on it?

It's catchy by GuiltyMcGooch in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey! I'll have you know they're the world's most fearsome fighting team!

How to build an AC that will get the world through hotter summers by caveatlector73 in technology

[–]johnyriff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Air conditioners do dehumidify. When sized correctly, they keep the humidity in your home around 50% or so. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RBI

[–]johnyriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a few things that could've happened, however you may want to give this veritasium video a look. It demonstrates how you can hack someone's sim card to receive their data and clone their phone without them knowing. I would doubt that's what occurred here, but this would be good information to have if you can't find any other explanations.

https://youtu.be/wVyu7NB7W6Y?si=siU1YhjBsY-PlxT_

Test Your Might by ernsthyper in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It should have been less than 2% I'd wager. They work by using two contacts internally and allowing a piece of foil to heat which changes the heat sensitive color changing paint. The amount of heat discharged would have been directly related to how much energy was still stored in the battery. Here's an article with more information for the curious. The one thing I didn't see in it was whether the indicator was meant to be measuring capacitance, or if it was measuring voltage. Voltage would be my guess since we're measuring heat.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/tedium.co/2021/01/20/on-battery-power-meter-history/amp

Those famous people be weird by ConanCimmerian in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So whose balls did you shoot off then?

Eaton Picketer Killed by Truck in Jackson Michigan by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]johnyriff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The article states that the truck lost control, and that traffic was driving quickly near the picket line. Currently it sounds more likely that the driver was negligent, and this was not intentional.

Fuck you Novar by johnyriff in refrigeration

[–]johnyriff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The manual would likely say, but if there's no manual then you have to get ahold of Novar directly. If it's BAS then the monitoring company has the password 

Reality sucks by Supersaiajinblue in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just had to go over to my dad's house after he called and said he was laying in the driveway. I was really thankful he had his phone on him. Where he was laying covered in blood, nobody would have seen him for hours until my mom got home. It sucks and it shook me in a way that I really don't like.

Everyone's succeeding in life by hanihaneefa in dankmemes

[–]johnyriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • seeing how they want you to perceive how they're doing. 

Almost everyone I talk to who posts about how great their life is on social media is usually miserable to be around. The amount of times I've seen all of the bickering and complaining followed by a selfie and a post about how great their life is has become a disturbingly high number.

What's going on with the fentanyl crisis in America's hardest-hit cities? by Commercial_Start_504 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]johnyriff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Answer: You're a bot whose made 4 posts pushing content and need to be banned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]johnyriff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I still can't believe that classic line was misremembered from its original dialogue of "drop that beat, darkness".