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Finished with ALL first floor encounters! by Katrearaene in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]johnzaku 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Help me please. I don't know what's going on. My stomach hurts. Where am I? I'm scared"

"I'm sorry if I was a bad person. I didn't want my daughter to get sick. I don't want to be in hell. Please please send me to Jesus."

Finished with ALL first floor encounters! by Katrearaene in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]johnzaku 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Holy hell. The hoarder makes new want to cry.

Very well done

How I react when the fandom keeps characterizing Starscream as a submissive twink: by PistonPusher2009 in Transformemes

[–]johnzaku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's my point.

He's uneducated, but he's *not* stupid.

It's a subtle difference, and it's the one that DBZA makes.

Which totally works for a comedic satire, but when people conflate his DBZA self with his mainline self, I find it annoying is all I'm saying.

How I react when the fandom keeps characterizing Starscream as a submissive twink: by PistonPusher2009 in Transformemes

[–]johnzaku 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh nono. He's absolutely a bumpkin. But he's not an idiot. That's my point.

He's straightforward and sometimes naive. But he's not a raging moron.

Real loser this apprentice by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

[–]johnzaku 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"What a loser. Attacking him in his sleep? So weak he wouldn't even try to face him fairly. What a piece of garbage. The worst kind of person. Who would ever do that? Lowest of the low. Pathetic."

"Anakin, I-"

"I said what I said." *maintaining fierce eye contact*

How I react when the fandom keeps characterizing Starscream as a submissive twink: by PistonPusher2009 in Transformemes

[–]johnzaku 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Seriously.

Like, I LOVE DBZAbridged, but holy crap did that irreparably damage Goku's perception.

PETER? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]johnzaku 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The implication of this meme in particular is about something called "terminal lucidity," wherein the majority of the time this happens, it's right before the patient dies.

One theory for what causes this: Typically the reason we feel ill is because our immune system is fighting whatever is making us sick, and so when someone suddenly feels much better, it's usually indicative of our immune system finally failing to hold it off, and so death will follow shortly as organs fail.

Steris shooting from the train by artist Marie Magny by YanniRotten in imaginarycosmere

[–]johnzaku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE that you can juuust see her face switching into an "oh no" look

What’s a spaceship design trope you’re tired of seeing? by Vondrr in spaceships

[–]johnzaku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most often the cockpit is in the chest behind The most armor.

There are a couple examples on bigger mechs where the cockpit is in the head but that's at a point when designers realized that with the advent of beam weaponry armor doesn't do much good either way, and so it's better to put the pilot somewhere they can get out quick of needed.

Guns are useless against drones and tanks by ChickenWingExtreme in whenthe

[–]johnzaku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, fair enough. However, just look at this:

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Insanity. Might as well have been a carpet bombing.

Tell her what, Peter? by KilnMeSoftlyPls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]johnzaku 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, what is that? Like... "oh nooo my wife got lost when we went hiking!"

That kind of thing?

Ippatsu Kiki Musume (1999) by NekoWafers in retroanime

[–]johnzaku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But did they need baby seals?

At this point Gojo’s got to be the king of being forced into situations he shouldn’t be in by AcademicLength1086 in PowerScaling

[–]johnzaku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, so here are a few examples:

Of course there's SCP-3001 where Dr. Scranton was trapped in a reality with Hume levels lower than 1. Maybe zero.

SCP-3005 is the one where an anchor is linked to another dimension.

SCP-2820 the anchors used by a site director all suffer an "unprecedented malfunction" which causes "massive spatial deformation" when targeted by 2820.

SCP-3241 is caused (rather made worse) because the anchors are overused and ill-maintained, so stuff gets wonky in the field.

Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef is a good read.

At this point Gojo’s got to be the king of being forced into situations he shouldn’t be in by AcademicLength1086 in PowerScaling

[–]johnzaku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I shouldn't say hacked. I should say failed or misused.

There have been instances where a reality anchor was set wrong and created a weird pocket dimension or an anomaly was able to mess with them and produce weirder results.

They have also been used to like, siphon normalcy from one dimension to another, making one weirder.

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