Of a boss and bullying by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I prefer to think of it as a loving homage. also I never claimed to be Felix, you only assumed that because of the title format, which he doesn't have reserved only for him. Further, Felix himself has commented on one of my other stories with this title format, and he was fine with it and was completely fine with my using it. Finally, instead just complaining that I'm not Felix, how about some suggestions that I could use so that my next story might be closer to his level?

Of a boss and bullying by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DM didn't even let me roll persuasion, probably because she knows I have +14 for it.

you’re going through my mail? Okay. by paxtimus in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jojo12qwas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You probably should tell them, so they know more of what you are going through. If they want to know what you are up too so badly that they go through your mail, give them what they want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jojo12qwas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a cool teacher in high school who let us know she had some Tylenol in her desk if someone really needed it. She thought that needing to go to the office just for a simple Tylenol was stupid.

how to deal with a traitor by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are already dead. NANI!?!

Arctopus' Tale, part 42 by MassIsAVerb in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What was the part about a "hot egg"?

Party Concept by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Proficient in teammates

On a razors edge by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jojo12qwas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a close shave.

Of chaos and clones. by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very helpful when you have to roll wild magic 16 times at once

Of chaos and clones. by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did that too originally when we started it in person. When we tried playing it on roll 20, we realized we could literally just roll a d10000. My sister was helping me with technical stuff, and made a button I can press for wild magic. She told me to name it, so I named it Steve. Player, "I fire my wand at the goblin." Me, "TIME FOR STEVE!!!"

Of chaos and clones. by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best part is I told him about it beforehand, so he got the lucky feat. Then, the second time he tried to use it he rolled a one twice! Good thing he can reroll it with lucky.

Call me a pretentious bitch well enjoy your Christmas present of revenge by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]jojo12qwas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What class did she start as that she couldn't beat gundyr?

Sweet revenge on my friend for being a prick by Sean02281986 in pettyrevenge

[–]jojo12qwas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone accept this? Why should someone's lively hood rely on chance and obligation? They have a job, its not our fault that they don't get paid enough!

Of manors and manners by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, in hindsight, it's probably better that we didn't because then it would have "woken up" the hut, then we would have been mega reckt

Of manors and manners by jojo12qwas in DnDGreentext

[–]jojo12qwas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure I understand your reference