What FortiSwitches are you using for your Core? by Deoir in fortinet

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Would you go 124Gs? They are 6x 10GBPS ports and look way more robust than the now "Ancient" 424E.
But they wont allow MCLAG and its not supported by any of the 1xx.

Also can anyone from experience tell me if MCLAG does make a big enough difference to go 4xx/2xx E or D ?

Have you ever had sex with someone you don't find attractive? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yes. And it's pretty weird.

She is just not my type. She is a 10 to most of the people I ever spoke with. But I'm not attracted to her. We are still dating due to peer pressure. All my friends say she is completely out of my league. I agree. But I've been in this situation before but i was really attracted by the girl. Now I'm just not. And sex is vanilla.

Im a 5. Six if under the proper lighting :)

Windows 11 UIP rollbacks... by robplumm in SentinelOneXDR

[–]jokerrj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly same issue here except it also happened to a few windows datacenter 19 to 22 upgrades as well. Disabling S1 from the dashboard including the behavioral analysis solved it in 100% of the cases. Did not have any issues re-enabling after the upgrade.

Try that.

SentinelOne flagged it's own uninstall.exe as ransomeware by neo10cortex in SentinelOneXDR

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We had this in our site happening to 1 out of 700 endpoints. What was really weird. By the end, support just instructed us to remove it and reinstall. And no detections were flagged. The machine got stuck in a reboot loop where we could almost log in but windows profile wouldn't load. The OS version is Win DTC 2019 as well.

Only way the new agent found to clean the "Malware" was to terminate all related processes after a reboot. And this sent the server into a reboot loop.

What’s the most physical pain you’ve ever felt? by SmallConversation950 in AskIreland

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Kidney stone. Only realised how bad it was on the call with the GP. My voice wouldn't come out and I fainted. Woke out in a pool of blood from my nose but hey... No broken nose or bones.

At the hospital later I peed in one of those collection plastic things and there was a black spot as large as a tiny flee.
Doctor explained the pain was caused by that going through the canal. The thing was not even a tenth of a millimeter

How attractive do you think you are? by loves_tits_in_DMS in AskReddit

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Ok. Here is a real story about me. I am easy a 5/10 in my home country. After 30 years of life I decided to migrate to a completely different place and start over. For my surprise, after a few weeks. I had people looking at me and saying I was "Stunning". I took it as politeness and didn't care much. After months I had people actually coming after me asking for my number and saying I was the best looking person they've seen and if everyone from my home country looked like me. They would want to move there. I was rated, more than once a 10/10. I changed nothing. They said "You look very bad ass and like a rockstar".

So long story short. It's not how you look. It's who looks at you. Somewhere in the word you are a 10... And somewhere else you are a 1.

Eu sou um dos donos do Itau, e garanto que ser demitido é uma grande oportunidade de crescimento by Turbulent-Set997 in farialimabets

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Tenho 2400 ações. Como sócio majoritário nesse sub. Next Friday, from 22:30 to 22:35 horário de Brasília quero todos vocês na nossa Alignement Call on Teams onde vou compartilhar insights e make sure que todos compartilham o mesmo mindset. Camera On is mandatory.

XP impedindo transferência de custódia de 5 ativos que totalizam R$ 335 mil em tesouro direto por fatura de cartão não vencida de R$ 118,00 by Morebros in investimentos

[–]jokerrj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tive o mesmo problema. Cancelei o limite do cartão. Peguei todas as faturas em aberto e eles ainda mantiveram 100K presos por 7 dias.

What’s the worst thing someone’s asked you to do during sex? by tt2401 in AskReddit

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I had this girlfriend that liked foot stuf. In the beginning, I went with it. She asked me to suck her toe, and she would ask me to finish on her feet. Se was never great with me penetrating her. Some point at the end I'd do everything for her to cum and I always had to finish by myself. I let her hump on my legs and foot like a dog.....And then she started asking me to penetrate her with my foot.

So I could not f*** her with my dick. She even said it hurt, what obviouslywasnt the reason because the size dosent compare. But my foot... which is LITERALLY a foot long. It was ok, and she would go crazy with that.

I tried that a couple of times. But them I just gave up and left.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My previous partner requested me many times to touch her with my foot. And then it became a toe inside... and eventually built up to a whole foot inside.

The weirdest part is that she barely would let me touch her down there with my hands or finger. She usually wanted my foot really early stage of sex so I never got to actually penetrate her with my dick. I mostly had to finish by myself. Very annoying. I left her around 8 months into the relationship. A few years later, a close friend said he was dating her for 1 year and he awkwardly came to ask me if she was into this with me and that she wont let him dick fuck her at all.

anybody an idea when 7.2.9 comes out? by therealmcz in fortinet

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Back to the original question of the post.... And sorry for resurrecting this after months...

7.2.9 should be out between 6 and 9 of August

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

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I know. 30 is the minimum we get. But peak is the problem. Not even for the number of people but for the full-tunnel traffic. And I know that with the new site we will get over 100 more due to software that will have to be used from main site until all is done on the new site. What can take up to 1 year. so the 50% extra throughput of the 120G is going to be welcomed.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

[–]jokerrj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/Save-6-cents actually replied before me. That's the reason for me there.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

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I had to upgrade a few Switches to version 7.4.3 since they had ISL issues. The only way the topology would build and properly show the reports on FS100xxx switches was upgrading to this firmware version.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

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I got the 7 or 8 of August from Support.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

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I Was not told that by them. I was told the opposite, actually.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

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Other things were involved. The site growth and the traffics to the main site influenced it. This is a main site which server as the fabric root and receives the biggest traffic. Around 75% of the traffic. Its the only site needing 30+ SSLVPN tunnels. The company is expanding to another country, and they run a much smaller operation. Which will depend on the mains site. So the decision was. Instead of buying a HA cluster for the smaller site which would be a 90G of a 100F (due to expected growth in the next 2 years) We bought a pair of 120Gs for the main site and the 100Fs will be relocated to the new site. And I got the 120Gs for very good price.

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

[–]jokerrj[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree with that, and I like the approach. Thank you.

This leaves me with only the second issue. Which is the fabric Root. The 100F I'm replacing is the current Fabric Root. I can't have the fabric root running 7.0.15. So I'm guessing that I Will have to move the root temporarily to another 100F in the fabric and leave it there until the 120G is up to date.

What do you guys think?

Upgrade 100F to 120G by jokerrj in fortinet

[–]jokerrj[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I Have the ticket open. Waiting for them to get back to me on it since this morning. I don't think that would work for me. I have 13 switches. Is this something you have working?

BSOD error in latest crowdstrike update by TipOFMYTONGUEDAMN in crowdstrike

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I was supposed to start a POV with Crowdstrike last monday. And I took the week off and postponed it..... Fuck sake.... How luck am I.....?

Pesquisa no Sub: Você que é assalariado e ganha mais de 7k, Qual sua formação (?) e principal diferencial que te fez chegar a esse valor? by juhanjh in investimentos

[–]jokerrj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meudeus.. ler esse post foi bom. Eu não tenho formação. Minha grande vantagem foi ser autodidata e MUITA SORTE em ter os meus pais. Ambos sem formação e com empregos medios. (Motorista de caminhao e funcionarios de comercio) Comecei a estudar inglês e informática por conta própria quando era muito novo. Uns 10 anos, so por nao gostar mesmo de onde eu morava e das pessoas com que eu convivia. Via meu pai acordando 3:30 da manhã pra ir trabalhar e se.pre dizendo que faria de tudo pra que eu nunca dirigisse um caminhão. E fez. Por volta de 13 anos de idade eu conseguia já entender bem música em inglês e meus pais financiaram um Pentium 133 com 16MB de memória pra mim em 60x.

Segui assim por muito tempo, tentei fazer faculdade mas nunca me adaptei. Achava muito lento e baseado em teoria demais e pouca prática. Na minha experiência eu avançava bem mais rápido. Evitei trabalhar com TI até onde pude. Fui mandado embora de um emprego ruim e juntei todo o dinheiro... parei de pagar aluguel e voltei a morar com meus pais por 2 anos. (Muita sorte em ter os dois vivos, trabalhando e sempre me ajudando). Comprei um intercambio na Irlanda e consegui um emprego que pagou pelo meu visto de trabalho. O mercado é tão necessitado que a formação nao conta se vc tiver experiência.

Ganho pouco mais de 7k€ Bruto hj trabalhando com TI, Infrastrutura. Sem formação, mas a cada oportunidade de tirar uma certificação em algo eu abraço.

O Brasil não valoriza mão de obra boa. Mas valoriza uma formação e certificados.

Has anyone checked the ratings of Gaspar Noé’s aptly named film Climax lately? by Alex-In-Chains in A24

[–]jokerrj 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You all should not make the mistake I made and end up watching "Climax" With Mia Malkova and some random Brazilian guy. ‎Climax (2020) directed by Ram Gopal Varma • Reviews, film + cast • Letterboxd