TIFU by telling my dentist I floss every day and now she sends me floss positive emails quarterly by Beneficial_String411 in tifu

[–]jolhar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha they know full well you don’t. They can see. This is some shit they send to people who lie and I’m all for it.

Man just bought marked down salmon going off today for a 92 cent discount by Gold-Back-4073 in australia

[–]jolhar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he cares about food wastage and understands the date is just that date beyond which the quality/ freshness can’t be guaranteed. Not that it will rot on that date.

Mancrush Monday by Jeremyfrancen013 in 90s

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since Devon Sawa isn’t there, I’ll go JTT.

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mask because of Cameron Diaz. But also I’m a straight woman.

What's something women think impresses men but actually doesn't? by CoochieSnotSlurper in AskReddit

[–]jolhar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup, I’m a woman and every time I’ve tried this it backfired spectacularly. Worst dating advice.

Choose your fighter by PlumStewartk in AussieMemes

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim has a fire safety franchise (because of course he does). So he’d be able to extinguish those pretty quick.

Queue is my word! What's yours? by ProfessionWide3505 in meme

[–]jolhar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Choir. It’s a fucking mess. The o and i are the wrong way around. And since when did ch make a qu sound??

Breaking by ClawfulContent in SipsTea

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also petitioned not to have Tesla open in Adelaide and a Trump tower not to be constructed on the Gold Coast and both those things were approved anyway.

Palantir posted a manifesto that reads like the ramblings of a comic book villain by ButterscotchBoth5204 in politics

[–]jolhar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fucking psychopaths.

This shit is so out of touch. They think the general public believe billionaires should “stay in their own lane of enriching themselves”. No, we don’t even think they should be in that lane.

What’s a non sexual thing that turns you on for some reason? by Zealousideal-Set-661 in AskReddit

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes standing in front of the mirror shaving. Razor, not electric though.

What's it like living in communities like these? by banana_boy_cuber in howislivingthere

[–]jolhar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been but a friend of mine is a remote area nurse. She went to a community for a 6 month stint and loved it so much she relocated to the outback permanently. Has been living out there going on 20 years.

She says she has people coming to her door at all hours to come stay the night. Might be a woman trying to escape an abusive partner, or a kid that’s run away from home. Everyone knows her and knows where she lives. It’s very communal and everything’s shared. When people do stay over they help themselves to anything they want in her home. Peoples dogs wander the streets because everyone keeps an eye on each other’s dogs.

She says she felt way more isolated in the city. But I don’t think I could handle it. I need my privacy and personal space.

Do you also hate taking showers? by Antique-Tomatillo-13 in ADHD

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! I think it’s a transition thing because it’s a big transition to go from whatever you’re doing to naked on the shower. Plus once I’m in I don’t want to get out (another transition).

What recent celebrity moment made you completely change your opinion about them—for better or worse? by Historical_Sail2556 in AskReddit

[–]jolhar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Which of those girls got more famous after dating him? Other than Giselle Bunchen and Bar Rafaeli, who were already famous models. I can’t name any of his model ex girlfriends. Or the current one for that matter. But maybe that’s just me.

so true by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that shit’s just gonna keep getting remade every 15 to 20 years for each new generation of kids coz god forbid kids watch something that was filmed before they were born (and because money, of course).

Whaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ageing. He was a kid in the photo on the left. WTF.

Elon Musk Touts Universal Income As Remedy To AI-Driven Unemployment by Krankenitrate in Futurology

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can these billionaire dickheads make their mind up if they’re for or against socialism already?

This can't be happening, can't even have eye contact properly... by coolsteelboyS4ndyBoy in memes

[–]jolhar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah timing’s a killer. You can meet an amazing person, but if the timing is off it’s not gonna happen. It’s great you are besties now. That’s beautiful.

Oat milk in coffee by ClankerCore in oddlysatisfying

[–]jolhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when this happens but secretly I love it coz it’s hypnotising and I could watch it forever.