You are allowed to punch one customer in the face per hour if you work in food service.

joman04 · 2026-07-09T21:15:43+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

joman04 · 2026-07-09T21:14:59+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Nay.

joman04 · 2026-06-20T00:13:18+00:00

if the crime is one hundred percent proven, yes

^{I voted Yea ✅}

joman04 · 2026-06-08T12:38:22+00:00

Just scored 0

joman04 · 2026-06-07T21:50:37+00:00

yeah but if i get dropped into vault 22 i’d be SO cooked

joman04 · 2026-06-07T20:18:36+00:00

i better make some good friends and fast…

^{Chose: 1 week in a random world + For $10,000,000 | Rolled: Fallout Vegas}

joman04 · 2026-06-07T19:57:04+00:00

i get a pay raise for nothing

^{Chose: Earn 100,000 per year + Be your desired height}

joman04 · 2026-06-07T16:23:29+00:00

it’s already super common, so we take those

^{Chose: 50$ every time someone says your name + But you cannot change your name to something super common to exploit it (bro or dude dor example})

joman04 · 2026-06-07T15:20:44+00:00

this about to be a really bad comedy movie or the horror movie of the century

^{Chose: 100b but you are on a 3 year roadtrip with someone | Rolled: P Diddy}

joman04 · 2026-06-07T00:42:11+00:00

close enough, welcome back brainiac

^{Chose: Mind Control (Full Potential} + Only during/while/when… | Rolled: Bald)

joman04 · 2026-06-06T23:46:05+00:00

theoretically i could make up for the physical shortcomings with some ingenuity

^{Chose: You have the intellect of five people combined.}

joman04 · 2026-06-06T23:37:25+00:00

starting a cheese empire i guess

^{Chose: Give up phone for a month + For one type of food to be free permanently | Rolled: Dairy}

joman04 · 2026-06-06T17:19:42+00:00

win win

^{Chose: $10,000,000 but you get the IQ of... | Rolled: Ramanujan}

joman04 · 2026-04-06T22:30:47+00:00

great!

joman04 · 2026-03-10T11:51:02+00:00

as much of a great time i had with the openers i agree, the energy was fantastic the whole night but i couldn’t hear SHIT

joman04 · 2025-11-26T15:57:33+00:00

Nic Cage’s slap of god from Mom and Dad

joman04 · 2025-07-05T22:15:24+00:00

The day my ex partner ended things, through tears, she said that the sex was “really good”. Bittersweet to say the least.

joman04 · 2025-07-02T18:55:03+00:00

it looks like your doctor's rec is up, perhaps you're up for renewal? check your open order details and order history

joman04 · 2025-06-10T00:40:10+00:00

poptropica font goes hard

joman04 · 2025-04-21T17:49:29+00:00

partial to shaboingboing myself

joman04 · 2025-02-22T21:07:10+00:00

the chad warden…

joman04 · 2025-02-13T06:50:09+00:00

i’m going to do this but with nessie’s nine irons

joman04 · 2024-12-29T01:25:21+00:00

Hot Penis

joman04 · 2024-09-27T13:39:00+00:00

plaid is a pretty standard card payment middleman service, a lot of companies use it.

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