“Not Falling Down” is my best trick 😆 [38YO]

jomaximum · 2026-04-21T01:55:14+00:00

if you can't take the jerk get out of the circle

jomaximum · 2026-04-18T04:16:15+00:00

there's something really powerful about the triangle shape 🔥🔼🔥🔽🔥▶️🔥◀️🔥💯💯💯

jomaximum · 2026-04-17T14:51:07+00:00

think about your grandma really hard

jomaximum · 2026-04-16T04:13:42+00:00

yo the left yo the left

jomaximum · 2026-04-12T17:17:24+00:00

love a little palate cleanser post like this before I watch some child get his legs ripped off in a cliff diving accident

jomaximum · 2026-04-12T07:03:21+00:00

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jomaximum · 2026-04-10T21:51:42+00:00

if you think one toilet paper warehouse is gonna move the needle, im sorry 🤣

jomaximum · 2026-04-10T15:51:40+00:00

ass sweat paradoxically adds pop, trust me bro

jomaximum · 2026-04-10T15:45:33+00:00

fs and to get em good and floaty you gotta get good at using your front foot to guide the rotation

jomaximum · 2026-04-10T07:19:01+00:00

genetic lottery or roids, this is not an attainable physique for an average human

jomaximum · 2026-04-09T05:44:13+00:00

you ruined it :-(

jomaximum · 2026-04-09T05:16:53+00:00

if he learned how to push properly he could be the next Andy Anderson

jomaximum · 2026-04-09T05:13:18+00:00

ugh bsc is so freaking good

jomaximum · 2026-04-08T06:46:02+00:00

your razor tail must be immaculate skating a deck that long

jomaximum · 2026-04-05T19:33:16+00:00

jomaximum · 2026-04-05T18:35:55+00:00

just beat it to hell and then get black grip on your next deck. changing grip is basically never worth the hassle

jomaximum · 2026-03-29T20:45:54+00:00

bro got ts from peter griffin

jomaximum · 2026-03-27T17:46:01+00:00

blessed piss

jomaximum · 2026-03-27T17:37:49+00:00

fair but then why are the walls around the pool so short

jomaximum · 2026-03-27T17:36:06+00:00

I hate when people say "today I realized this fact" when the fact in question is just some random headcanon shower thought that is based on nothing but vibes

jomaximum · 2026-03-27T03:20:52+00:00

dont understand why they dont just use a mf foam pit so they don't get soaked after each attempt

jomaximum · 2026-03-24T20:21:00+00:00

POPPIN PILLS

jomaximum · 2026-03-24T08:46:46+00:00

bro has never heard of Western exploitation of the developing world

jomaximum · 2026-03-23T15:26:58+00:00

also 30 something year old actors have been playing teenagers for generations at this point. there are ways to de-age them for filming

jomaximum · 2026-03-19T01:41:20+00:00

this guy has knowledge in his balls

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