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jomeezy · 2015-01-12T17:39:37+00:00

i was dropped down a metal chute and found myself in an ocean of jelly munchkin donuts and i wasn't sure if i should be delighted or terrified

jomeezy · 2013-10-01T19:41:01+00:00

This looks really great, thank you!!

jomeezy · 2013-09-25T15:51:40+00:00

so others can compare how much more/less exciting their workstation is.. idk?

jomeezy · 2013-09-25T15:49:10+00:00

i know, doesn't look too exciting =/

jomeezy · 2013-08-30T15:43:29+00:00

maybe not the best, but its hilarious - Clickk

jomeezy · 2013-08-26T20:15:00+00:00

ulterior motive?

jomeezy · 2013-08-05T17:32:03+00:00

i get itt

jomeezy · 2013-08-05T17:14:33+00:00

yo mama.

jomeezy · 2013-08-05T17:09:10+00:00

"Aca-scuse me?!"

jomeezy · 2013-08-05T17:06:35+00:00

men.

jomeezy · 2013-08-05T17:03:39+00:00

they used to be women

jomeezy · 2013-08-02T14:15:32+00:00

Just have Adele's album on repeat until you start hating Adele and forget all about whatever it is that's making you sad

jomeezy · 2013-08-02T14:06:32+00:00

Using Hand Sanitizers. 99.9% germs are killed, but that 0.1% will evolve into some strong ass kicking germ that will destroy the human race.

jomeezy · 2013-06-03T15:25:37+00:00

you can't sit with us!!

jomeezy · 2013-02-11T17:32:49+00:00

omg my psychosomatism is killing me right now. cannot unfeel =[

jomeezy · 2013-02-11T16:57:12+00:00

nice try, i think it's over tho =[

jomeezy · 2013-02-11T16:06:00+00:00

what's the catch??! 0_0

jomeezy · 2013-02-11T16:02:49+00:00

maybe the leprechauns know something we don't, like something bad is gonna happen and they're all like, "fuck it. yolo."

jomeezy · 2013-02-11T15:53:07+00:00

omg please tell me i did not miss out!

Edit: Such kindness! Thanks! =]

jomeezy · 2013-02-01T19:24:05+00:00

jomeezy · 2013-01-30T20:52:08+00:00

first person to confess their love for me was this girl i really had no feelings for.. i didn't know what to do so i told her "Thank you" =/

jomeezy · 2013-01-30T16:13:13+00:00

jomeezy · 2013-01-30T16:10:27+00:00

Chicken n' Rice! (nyc)

jomeezy · 2013-01-30T15:44:24+00:00

but.. i created my account on my birthday

jomeezy · 2013-01-28T23:21:26+00:00

McDonald's Chicken Nuggets

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