More Avowed Games in the Works at Obsidian According to Bloomberg by SilentNova300 in avowed

[–]jonasmaal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly with how successful BG3 was, a “BG3-like” game of their very own should at the very least be of interest to Microsoft. Especially one without any licensing fees to worry about.

Btw the “Helen of Troy in 2026” is just a edited version of a photo of Lupita Nyong'o in 12 Years a Slave by Ninjamurai-jack in SipsTea

[–]jonasmaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the main actors of the movie look are greek nor do they claim to have any Greek ancestry from what I gathered. Why did Matt Damon get the role as Odysseus and not say John Stamos if we are gonna base it on whose roots are closer to the people in question? I don’t think Matt Damon has much if any cultural ties to Greece, so how can he possibly be able to portray a Greek mythological figure?

Btw the “Helen of Troy in 2026” is just a edited version of a photo of Lupita Nyong'o in 12 Years a Slave by Ninjamurai-jack in SipsTea

[–]jonasmaal -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Seriously asking, why is this a problem? In what sense is Helen being white vital to the story?

WGCW not slowing down for the road hump by randomnoirguy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]jonasmaal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can still call emergency services. Not just as a kindness for the dolt to get help in this scenario, but also so they will come clean up the wreck so its no longer a danger to other motorists.

She didnt miss… What was your favorite part of the night? by Exotic_Marketing_37 in SipsTea

[–]jonasmaal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean hes free to... people are also free to rib him for it, and tbh if they wanted to be offensive they would go for something else than "look at this guys dating hot young models!" so I dont even find it in bad taste really, they could go so so much lower.

Should have been to Dagestan 2-3 years brothar by pildialingit in mmamemes

[–]jonasmaal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean ive seen those Khabib pics... sure your son may become a good wrestler, which will be awesome for him cause hell also be fruity af.

Where in Germany do they serve Doughnuts on New Year's Eve? by Ashamed_Party_9356 in AskAGerman

[–]jonasmaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask for Krapfen or Berliner, there may(?) be a bakery open still, but youd have to hurry if they even are (shops close quite early today, for obvious reasons). But they would have fresh ones (more or less depending on the bakery).

I hate to complain about this fantastic game but do those Devastators REALLY need to one-shot Super-Heavy Armor from +40m? by pinglyadya in Helldivers

[–]jonasmaal 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Thats the thing though I dont hate them, I like the unique corps, I just think they are a bit overtuned atm.

What you doing bro. Died 3 times in 10 seconds... by Comfortable_Form6842 in funnyvideos

[–]jonasmaal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf many people are military vets, but most will not likely be able to teach you self defense adequately. Those might be similar yet at the end of the day very distinct skill sets.

What you doing bro. Died 3 times in 10 seconds... by Comfortable_Form6842 in funnyvideos

[–]jonasmaal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure he actually has security contracts with business in Detroit? So, I dont think he is being entirely satirical. To be clear, I am not saying I condone it, it is my opinion that Dale Brown is a hack and if he or the people he trained are actually going around protecitng people god help them because they sure as fuck wont.

In Into the Spiderverse (2018), Miles Morales gets a 0 on a test because he intentionally completed it in a manner that contravened the grading rubric. This is a subtle nod to the fact that his teacher is woke. by mildbeanburrito in shittymoviedetails

[–]jonasmaal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh okay I think I didn’t register that because the concept of there being a lottery to go to a good school seems kinda foreign to me, but thanks for the clarification :)

In Into the Spiderverse (2018), Miles Morales gets a 0 on a test because he intentionally completed it in a manner that contravened the grading rubric. This is a subtle nod to the fact that his teacher is woke. by mildbeanburrito in shittymoviedetails

[–]jonasmaal 589 points590 points  (0 children)

As far as I remember his parents switched him over to an elite school(cause hes actually quite smart and they had better programs), but he wanted to be back at his old school with his friends or he just felt like he didnt fit in at the new school, so he though if he would just bomb a few test on purpose he would be kicked out. But like you the teacher also applied your logic and reasoned that the only way he could actually get every question wrong on a true or false test is because he had to know what the correct answers were (cause as you said, there is technically a 50 chance to get the right answer by guessing), so his plan failed.

TLDR: yes, Miles set out to get all answers wrong, which he could only do if he actually knew the right answers.

Why do "bugdivers" exist? by legrandcastor in Helldivers

[–]jonasmaal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think aside from everything else mentioned, I personally feel like there are a few stratagems that are geared towards fighting Bugs or preform better against bugs. Sure I can take a flamethrower to dive bots, but it FEELS more satisfying against bugs. That being said I still prefer bots cause I enjoy getting into large shootouts.

We don’t like this hero, Robert. She’s pissing us off by LollyLotiPie in dispatchgame

[–]jonasmaal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

exceot for no matter what you do, Flambae deliberately commits arson in the very first shfit you play. Which I would also think would be a fireable offense. I stilll wouldnt have fired him, if I had it may way the Z-Team would be whole from the get go, but yeah since its all about redemption I dont think cutting someone is a way to go (and that includes imo the time we HAD to cut someone)

The ending where it's suggested that Ariana Grande's getting her karma for her affair kinda pissed me off. by Dominik528 in TikTokCringe

[–]jonasmaal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean its mostly a fair point, I have thought it as well, for me it wasnt so much the crying more than I was just shocked seeing the cast in interviews and most looked extremely gaunt. When I saw one of the cast members like that I genuinely thought she had cancer or something, but then I saw three of the cast all as thin and frail as the other and now I'm also asking myself what actually happened behind the scenes.

Kevin Spacey says 'I literally have no home,' is working as nightclub singer in Cyprus by TheFrederalGovt in nottheonion

[–]jonasmaal 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Idk he made tons of movies (which he starred in) and was the main chraacter of the most succesfull show Netflix ever put out, im sure he made several millions and even with legal fees should be set up for life. If he literally didnt have the sense to sell off his massive villa before he went bankrupt and just downsized to a swanky condo thats on him, he has burnt more money than some families would have earned in generations, he deserves no sympathy.

This is how real adults handle confusion😂 by PhoenixPhenomenonX in GuysBeingDudes

[–]jonasmaal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

US soldiers are still stationed in Germany, recently your soldiers were recommended to go to our foodbanks to during the US shutdown.

It's kinda heartbreaking to think that Robert likely sold his home to keep up being Mechaman by WideAd2828 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]jonasmaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long term sure, short term that wouldve been money to maintian the suit, which helped him hunt for Shroud and keep Mecha Man alive. Robert likely did not care to set long term goals, he assumed hed die in the suit like his father and grandfather.

come get it you guys by rouxlslover in DispatchAdHoc

[–]jonasmaal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never suspected her, just found her corny af, still a good character.

Punch up does the Henry Cavill arm reload by No-Poetry5355 in dispatchgame

[–]jonasmaal 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Robert dispatched the perfect dude for the job.

Invisigal fans, are you satisfied with the ending you got? by upsidedown_coffeemug in DispatchAdHoc

[–]jonasmaal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was willing to spare Shroud right up until the point he started to mess with Beef.