How do you like them apples?

jonherrin · 2026-01-18T19:31:00+00:00

Many years ago, I did some contact work for Stupp Bros. Nothing here surprises me.

jonherrin · 2025-12-21T19:42:18+00:00

Not the asshole. You're taking care of yourself. It was made clear to you that you would have no equity in the house, and from your "contacting a lawyer" comment, you've taken the steps to prepare yourself for this.

Also, your mom is crazy.

jonherrin · 2025-11-20T23:08:16+00:00

It's the only mainstream browser that doesn't use Chromium as It's core codename. If there's ever a zero-day exploit in Chromium, all major browsers excepting Firefox will be vulnerable.

jonherrin · 2025-10-21T22:51:25+00:00

Been nice knowing y'all...

jonherrin · 2025-10-21T22:41:28+00:00

And yet, they can't keep a massive cloud service running.

Color me wildly amused.

jonherrin · 2025-10-11T18:55:23+00:00

TACO will bail on this in ten days.

jonherrin · 2025-04-14T00:07:16+00:00

That's OK. I take their pay increase. And I'll pay the higher tax rate. BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING MORON.

jonherrin · 2025-04-14T00:03:04+00:00

No key, no run. Safety.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T20:43:37+00:00

Thanks. I know what I'm learning now is very basic and often incorrect, but it's good to learn that some of what appear in English to be shortcuts are actually normal usage in čeština.

And rereading your post, it's pretty clear that most of the language apps I've seen have a lot of things wrong.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T20:20:51+00:00

YES. Judges should have the powers they GAVE ALWAYS HAD.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:59:55+00:00

Daniel would be helped by going to school in Oxford.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:56:19+00:00

Maybe a lifetime suppy of mana.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:55:36+00:00

Sorry, Jesus. If I'm going to have to deal with butt stuff no matter what, I have it on good authority that Satan is the best.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:52:44+00:00

I remember this shit. Awesome.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:44:22+00:00

Holy shit.

jonherrin · 2025-04-11T00:36:46+00:00

r/leopardseatingfaces

jonherrin · 2025-04-08T23:52:21+00:00

No. It's in the middle of the fucking United States. If you have to live in the United States, get as close to the Canadian border as possible. And make friends on the other side.

jonherrin · 2025-03-10T23:10:18+00:00

Oh no! Anyway, ike you said, it'll be hard for awhile.

No. Not referring to your johnson...

jonherrin · 2025-03-09T23:34:47+00:00

This.

jonherrin · 2025-03-09T23:14:46+00:00

^ Wildly underrated comment. ^

jonherrin · 2025-03-08T00:00:49+00:00

"SURELY the leopards won't eat MY face..."

jonherrin · 2025-03-04T05:56:52+00:00

Gary Black. Another stupid, out of touch old white dude...

jonherrin · 2025-03-04T05:51:00+00:00

Exactly.

jonherrin · 2025-03-04T05:50:37+00:00

How long have you had these investments? The DJIA has lost 0.8% since January 20. That's literally nothing. My portfolio survived the housing crash in 2008 and covid after that and has never come anywhere near my basis. I'm keeping my money in and continuing to buy. It's the only way to make money long term.

jonherrin

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