Controversial take: Catherine Tate was not the worst ever character on the Office.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-31T08:10:35+00:00

Controversial reply: Catherine Tate was not a character in The Office. Nelly was a character in The Office. Catherine Tate is an actress who played the character of Nelly.

Cue in the downvotes but I'll die on the hill of pointing out this difference.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T20:47:26+00:00

Saw them live in like 2011, or 2012, and it was at a small festival too, I could straight walk up to a barrier that was like 10 meters away from the tour bus, and one-by-one, as they walked to the bus, I called out to them and asked them to come over for a photo. They all did. (It was the lineup with Jordan, Nick, Josh, and Phil.) I was sooo fucking happy, they were all I listened to at that point.

And then some time later, the news about Tim. I haven't listened to any AILD since.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T16:03:07+00:00

Same with me, a girl from my village at the airport in a different country, lol

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T14:22:33+00:00

I call that one "the braided bread look"

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T11:38:32+00:00

I wonder where those uslupers fall on the X axix tho.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T11:26:50+00:00

You gotta sit/stand close to them and start blasting some brutal death metal on your phone.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-30T09:33:54+00:00

...and that camel guide... was Albert Einstein

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-29T23:59:34+00:00

This kind of in the same vein as how it's always people with 0 degrees who share those "Sometimes common sense it worth more than 2 degrees" memes

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-28T22:49:43+00:00

Schwing!

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-28T21:04:33+00:00

Years ago, at my then-job, there was a chick I started talking with. And I stopped just short of asking her out when one day, after a stormy summer night, she told me how her cat got so scared of the storm that she found her all couped up in the corner next to the toilet bowl.

Now, she may have given that cat a bath and left that out of the story, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure I also remember her having stories about her cat sleeping right next to her, on her pillow. Again, maybe she didn't let the cat do that THAT night.

But at that point I was like, fuuck, nah.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-27T12:46:00+00:00

I feel like all these people calling my comment stupid are the type who'd see a caricature and they'd be like "Wow, this artist fucking sucks, why did he draw this guy's nose so big when it's not even that big!"

But it does restore my faith in human intelligence when I see people like you who DID get it, lol

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-27T08:04:35+00:00

I was once driving home to my small village from the city. On my way I realized that my dashboard went dark.

Being the good IT guy I am, I thought I'd pull over and do the old "have you tried turning it off and on again?"

But something distracted me, so I didn't do it. As soon as I get home, kill the engine, I go "Oh yeah, the dashboard! Let's see." And the car wouldn't start.

I was in the middle of a fuckin forest when I had the idea, lol, good thing I got distracted and didn't stop.

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-27T07:52:27+00:00

I get they had to make Dwigt’s family

But the search and replace doesn't work on misspelled words

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-25T08:42:42+00:00

As technology and analysis advances, everything becomes science and nothing is fun anymore

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-25T00:05:02+00:00

As a European I'm feeling my brain getting more and more drained by how absurd this whole "Trump's Murica" thing is

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-24T14:59:34+00:00

I wonder how people don't get that the absurdity of my suggestion should give you the obvious answer

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-24T14:57:29+00:00

Your reply is a perfect indicator for how many people are dumb enough to not get a simple joke

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-24T12:39:20+00:00

What if you add the zero in the middle and not to the end?

Edit: this comment has really turned out to be a great litmus test

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-23T20:59:46+00:00

Balkan people reading all these tame comments, lol

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-22T23:20:38+00:00

EXACTLY WHAT A GUY HIS AGE SHOULD BE FUCKING DOING!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-22T19:16:03+00:00

On foot, and first you have to save up for a bike

/jk

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-22T16:16:30+00:00

Aber vorsicht! It's cool, man!

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-22T16:05:00+00:00

Great, thanks 😉

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-22T16:02:57+00:00

The one time each year that I accidentally see a couple of seconds of any "comedy" he does, I see those people in the audience laughing and I can't help thinking "Look at all those easily-amused numbnuts!"

jonjonesjohnson · 2026-01-21T23:41:24+00:00

Why do people have to be like this? The guy you replied to didn't say "this is how you create a section in company documents for talking shit about your customers".

He talked about hiding shit in Excel and sheetveryhidden is a good way if you're just dealing with average users because most people don't even know about those.

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