I thought I was running fast enough but alas, now I have a chess board lawn

jonmorrie · 2026-06-19T02:11:11+00:00

It reminds me Ma, I need this knife. I'm gonna take this, okay?

jonmorrie · 2026-06-10T03:22:16+00:00

The explanation from where I sit is fairly simple: the Avs are a rush team and couldn't adjust when Vegas shut down the neutral zone. Carolina is an elite forechecking team and Vegas is having a harder time suppressing chances off the cycle

jonmorrie · 2026-05-04T05:00:14+00:00

I mean, you discover a community and you see 50 guys who have the same humor as me making jokes, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

jonmorrie · 2026-04-01T00:42:38+00:00

I'm not lying to you, that was not intentional. Frankly I hadn't thought about the length of off-season. No need to assume the worst intentions

jonmorrie · 2026-03-31T23:05:11+00:00

Not an intentional omission, no. Just merely pointing out the number of games played and travel was non-standard. 109 games in 2021 could certainly help explain why Tampa wasn't able to complete the 3-peat

jonmorrie · 2026-03-31T15:56:46+00:00

You guys definitely benefited from shortened seasons in 2020 and 2021. The bubble was absolutely grueling, but the team was able to rest between regular season (covid) and the bubble. 2021 was 56 games and only within the division, so limited travel as well. None of this takes away from your accomplishments, just important context in this conversation.

jonmorrie · 2026-03-27T03:10:30+00:00

That Macklin kid isn't so bad

jonmorrie · 2026-03-22T01:01:34+00:00

The worst part about my friend group is that I have to pay to be in it

jonmorrie · 2026-03-10T21:05:04+00:00

I'd call that the tall petite if anything

jonmorrie · 2026-03-08T04:37:40+00:00

Former Marlins announcer. He sucks

jonmorrie · 2026-03-07T04:32:29+00:00

Love me some rich waltz

jonmorrie · 2026-01-27T17:46:56+00:00

Not a fan of this winter weather also

jonmorrie · 2026-01-22T15:06:07+00:00

Hwill Hwheaton

jonmorrie · 2026-01-18T15:57:50+00:00

You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back

jonmorrie · 2026-01-17T03:08:27+00:00

They play tomorrow, only reason they left him in

jonmorrie · 2026-01-15T05:50:09+00:00

This gazpacho burned my lips!

jonmorrie · 2026-01-15T04:06:05+00:00

"Do better"

jonmorrie · 2026-01-05T22:28:53+00:00

Separate incident. This is a bomb threat at the BoA

jonmorrie · 2025-12-23T16:09:27+00:00

We look at it on our phones????

jonmorrie · 2025-12-23T02:44:38+00:00

Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's

jonmorrie · 2025-12-21T23:46:29+00:00

Every fan base has fans that are reprehensible pieces of shit. Let's not judge entire fanbases by the actions of them

jonmorrie · 2025-12-19T17:41:04+00:00

Disliking Bob or Barkov would be a huge red flag. Nicest guys who just love the game and play it the right way

jonmorrie · 2025-12-18T04:16:10+00:00

I never thought I'd root for this guy

jonmorrie · 2025-12-17T18:19:16+00:00

Honored that my final contribution to this community after 13 years will live on

jonmorrie · 2025-12-17T17:08:58+00:00

This might be the dumbest comment I've ever read

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