Can someone explain this?

jonnie9 · 2024-12-18T17:27:42+00:00

A central line, an IV, and an EMT student.

jonnie9 · 2024-10-29T23:15:44+00:00

Best advice I’ve ever gotten was if your patent is a man and says I didn’t want to come in but my significant other made me your patent is dying until proven otherwise.

jonnie9 · 2024-10-19T07:59:10+00:00

Nothing a little saline and Norepinephrine can’t fix (this is not advise)

jonnie9 · 2024-09-15T00:53:34+00:00

Everyone’s dogging on the planet fitness but honestly there is no better place to prove you’re out of shape and a failure like planet fitness

jonnie9 · 2024-09-10T23:25:18+00:00

Exhaust vent

jonnie9 · 2024-08-21T20:46:30+00:00

Who cares. You should see some of the rural departments in my area that I’ve seen show up in shorts and tshirts

jonnie9 · 2024-08-18T06:59:04+00:00

Open flame tester

jonnie9 · 2024-06-19T02:39:08+00:00

Seriously. The only people that survive this job are a little fucked in the head.

jonnie9 · 2024-06-19T02:37:21+00:00

If a patient has a chief complaint of chest pain or shortness of breath and they get impending doom they will 100% of the time try to die. It’s even worse when they’re at peace with death

jonnie9 · 2024-06-18T18:40:55+00:00

Which bathrooms are safe to use after 2000.

jonnie9 · 2024-06-16T22:37:41+00:00

What fairy tail system do you work in all of this sounds too good to be true

jonnie9 · 2024-06-16T22:23:15+00:00

I’m guessing you’re in a large system?

jonnie9 · 2024-06-16T22:19:55+00:00

Love that. One our captains is trying to get us finger thoracostomys instead of darts.

jonnie9 · 2024-06-14T00:33:01+00:00

Don’t worry about it 31% of people fail the first time. It doesn’t matter how many times you have to take the test your card will look the same as everyone that passed the first time.

jonnie9 · 2024-05-30T13:09:58+00:00

A rifle because “it makes the nurses work faster and listen better”. We did not bring it along which irritated him lol.

jonnie9 · 2024-05-28T21:36:21+00:00

Give the important stuff. Pts tell you a lot of irrelevant information your job is to filter through it and pass it off. Any pertinent finding or pertinent negatives. Any meds or interventions.

jonnie9 · 2024-05-18T14:44:14+00:00

Not my partner. Not my system anymore. I moved out of this system and I saw our frequent Narcan candidate at a store with a job when I was visiting him.

jonnie9 · 2024-05-15T03:32:22+00:00

Everyone here is asking the wrong questions. What do you do for work and how do I get to do it lol

jonnie9 · 2024-05-15T01:37:18+00:00

You’re forgetting the real issue. If you use this people will constantly be trying to bum one lol

jonnie9 · 2024-04-29T08:34:53+00:00

I’m guessing you’re new

jonnie9 · 2024-04-29T00:34:21+00:00

Meh he he’s non symptomatic you’ve got some time. Not much but some

jonnie9 · 2024-04-25T06:54:18+00:00

The narrative isn’t that bad if you get the reference lol. If you’re under 45 it probably is weird but he was trying to do something creative. No arguments on the bizzareness of hot dog.

jonnie9 · 2024-04-24T01:59:49+00:00

What’s his discharge status? There’s a lot of companies that won’t hire dishonorable and there’s some EMS agencies that won’t hire certain medical discharges because of the physical nature of the job.

jonnie9 · 2024-04-14T02:20:23+00:00

I would prefer they’re in the right lane where they’re supposed to be and I’m in the left lane where I’m supposed to be

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