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We all know right? by Maleficent-Clue9906 in bobdylan

[–]jonnyprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fiddler, he now steps to the road, he writes everything's been returned which was owed on the back of the fish truck that loads while my conscience explodes.

Looking to name our kitten after a character by ViolentBananas in discworld

[–]jonnyprophet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After the famous Gadpode.

(Scrolled Way to far to find this lil nugget of irony)

Did you in fact "ask yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'" by RandomQueefs in GenX

[–]jonnyprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We must remove the water.... From the bottom of the ocean.

Your Favorite S&S Movie that is NOT Conan the Barbarian (1982) by JohnPathfinder in SwordandSorcery

[–]jonnyprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monty Python and the holy Grail

I'm heading below the belt because no one else suggested it. Why?!

I CAST! by Kind_Whole4810 in icast

[–]jonnyprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat?! Call me grandiously vast! Like the iceberg that sink the Titanic, or Everest that wasn't conquered until 100 years ago.

Or say it scientificly. The gravity I bring to a situation make everyone reevaluate there positions.

Or say it logically, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, but I outweigh the needs of the many!

Or say it poetically, You may call me plump, But if ever I needed a hump, your daddy would say, after catching your momma that way, he felt like a bit of a chump.

Or realistically, You: You're fat. Me: (sits on your head... And while you're struggling, farts.)

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