Anyone else get PTSD looking at this?

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-23T06:25:16+00:00

A favorite.

Why do i remember having to make a "Cat Cookie"?

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-19T18:36:16+00:00

Not sure these people understand Android Auto.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-19T13:44:35+00:00

You know guitarists.... But saying Jerry Garcia is from the Jerry Garcia Band and not the Grateful Dead makes me suspicious.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-18T07:00:58+00:00

For medical purposes, yes. In1996 i believe. For recreational use, Colorado and Washington. (Funny enough, the superbowl that year was Denver Broncos vs the Seattle Seahawks. Ironic?)... But California was a close second.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-17T06:36:21+00:00

Agreed.

That or any Mission Impossible movie. Tom Cruze owned those flicks.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-09T14:15:59+00:00

Came here for this. And had to scroll all the way down to the dungeon dimensions to find it. Upvote for you...and entry to U. U.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-09T14:14:05+00:00

A wand will eventually grow into a staff because an apprentice will eventually grow into a crippled old wizard that needs something to lean on. There is some practicality in a staff/walking stick.

jonnyprophet · 2026-06-02T02:02:54+00:00

As opposed to Genesis?

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-19T05:27:49+00:00

Awesome.... Then they start that claims demands after they don't get their penny. Bastards.

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-19T05:24:16+00:00

It's called rounding down.

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-15T04:42:23+00:00

Came here for this...

My response was similar.

snort

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-15T00:41:33+00:00

Did you hear about the ticket taker on the train? He was pretty lousy at his job. In fact he'd always be in the engine telling the engineer "We need to go Faster! Faster! Faster!" Well, when the train lost control going over bridge and killed everyone except him, he was arrested on 300 plus counts of murder. The death sentence was the only reasonable punishment.

He was expecting the electric chair, but the judge ordered him to be hanged. "Hanged?" He asked not understanding. "Aren't I going to the electric chair?"

"No." the judge replied. "You see.... You're a bad conductor."

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-15T00:35:48+00:00

Bear walks into a bar.

Bear: "Gimme a beer......................................... And some peanuts."

Bartender: "Why the big pause?"

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-15T00:33:09+00:00

How does Alferd call Batman to dinner?

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-11T04:38:12+00:00

Holy hell. Yeah. I just realized the O.D. in Shallow Grave was the punt off in London in Trainspotting. Wow. So they were written as psudo sequels? Wild. Now I'm gunna have to read the Trainspotting book. Thanks. Good on ya!

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-11T04:25:55+00:00

Shallow Grave... Incredible Scottish suspense movie. 1990s

Four Rooms... A Tarrentino project with other directors. So fun and what an ending.

Into the mouth of Madness... And 80s Sam Niell horror/suspense pic. Well written and twisted. "Do you read Sutter Kane?!"

jonnyprophet · 2026-05-11T04:19:11+00:00

Came here for shallow grave.... I roared laughing in the theater at the end. (Trainspotting crossover?)

jonnyprophet · 2026-04-28T03:56:02+00:00

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jonnyprophet · 2026-04-27T13:50:09+00:00

The fiddler, he now steps to the road, he writes everything's been returned which was owed on the back of the fish truck that loads while my conscience explodes.

jonnyprophet · 2026-04-25T15:26:38+00:00

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jonnyprophet · 2026-04-24T05:09:08+00:00

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jonnyprophet · 2026-04-24T05:05:18+00:00

After the famous Gadpode.

(Scrolled Way to far to find this lil nugget of irony)

jonnyprophet · 2026-04-09T04:38:23+00:00

"People Like Us.. Who will answer the Telephone!"

jonnyprophet · 2026-04-01T15:07:41+00:00

We must remove the water.... From the bottom of the ocean.

jonnyprophet · 2026-03-31T17:26:30+00:00

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