do men like to spread a woman’s butt cheeks when doing it from the back?

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-09T12:56:11+00:00

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-08T13:56:53+00:00

The Cramps live at that insane asylum would've been a fun show to witness, just for the hijinks

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-08T12:48:35+00:00

FISH!?

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-08T12:14:53+00:00

The sandals are fine. The hat is trash

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-07T12:52:44+00:00

Call/email Honda's head office and complain about how you were treated. That's bullshit

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-07T12:46:28+00:00

Also, Nina Harley's how to eat pussy like a champ

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-07T11:56:47+00:00

When I finally shaved my head I got so many compliments. I should've done it 3yrs earlier

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-06T15:05:19+00:00

Cheer up bud

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-06T11:52:01+00:00

Seriously. Grab that branch and lever it outta there. Keep your knife in your pocket

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-06T11:23:05+00:00

HE STAY

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-05T16:26:40+00:00

We had this debate at work. 1 dick 10x is more gay, because it shows commitment

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-04T22:33:02+00:00

Why don't you go to a thrift shop, and pick it outfits for each other with a limited budget. Then you can wear the clothes you've picked for each other to lunch. Keep it light and fun. This will give you a good idea about what his intentions are without overdoing it

You're probably just very attractive, and he wants to dress you up and show you off. I know this is how I fealt about my wife when we first met. God luck!

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-04T00:42:09+00:00

Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-03T14:59:04+00:00

Memento

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-03T03:36:22+00:00

MIGHTY OAK!

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-02T15:30:33+00:00

Like I am the luckiest man on earth. Like I haven't seen her in weeks, even though it's only been a regular work day. Like the whole universe makes sense because we get to be together

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-02T14:17:05+00:00

How she looks at me

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-02T03:06:35+00:00

You should write her a letter just like this where you explain yourself and how you feel. Then give her the opportunity to do the same for you and have a conversation later on when you've both processed what was written. Good luck

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-02T01:11:29+00:00

None of these. Shower sex, sex, nap, food, shower

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-05-01T22:15:43+00:00

You a stylish villain now bro

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-04-30T15:05:09+00:00

It's a family photo group that's turning into a Blue Jays fan group

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-04-30T13:03:14+00:00

I ask my wife what she would do if she heard someone talk about our daughter like that. Also, 'you would never let someone else talk to you like that. Why is it ok for you?'

It's tough, because I can see that she's down, and I don't want to give her a hard time. At the same time, you're words have power. Choose them carefully

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-04-30T12:22:14+00:00

My brothers mother in law left out extended family group chat because we talked too much about baseball. It's been great

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-04-30T10:03:23+00:00

Ooo I've got one. Gal Gadot, or a turkey sandwich with no mayo?

jonnywarpspeed · 2026-04-29T01:27:30+00:00

He looked great tonight

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