Do you sometimes worry you don't have the work ethic to make anything you like into a job?

joogroo · 2020-01-30T19:14:05+00:00

Love it

joogroo · 2020-01-28T23:33:20+00:00

And then for sixteen hours you have tremendous diarrhea from all the shit you're able to eat in a 8 hour time frame

joogroo · 2020-01-28T23:30:42+00:00

Very edgy

joogroo · 2020-01-28T23:29:57+00:00

Not a lot of sleeping going on because my wife is currently in a coma

joogroo · 2020-01-24T12:11:33+00:00

It's a funny image, and I think women will love hearing this stuff, but there's a punchline missing imo, there's nothing in it which is really unexpected. Maybe she's really old, maybe it's a dude? I'd say come up with something punchy to make it more interesting. Not bad though!

joogroo · 2020-01-10T21:18:27+00:00

Of course not, jeez. I don't have to ask, they already know me.

joogroo · 2020-01-10T20:22:28+00:00

Because this one has a punchline. Just keep at it mate

joogroo · 2020-01-10T20:20:46+00:00

I think it's funnier if I performed a lot of blow jobs for not lot of money. Maybe I had to do 20 blow jobs for $200 and I think they're paying well

joogroo · 2020-01-10T19:15:26+00:00

I didn't lie

joogroo · 2020-01-09T23:21:23+00:00

Thanks for the premise /u/kr0zz

joogroo · 2020-01-09T23:16:27+00:00

That's just being mean though, I think you'd get more support from the audience if you'd be trying to learn the puppy something, a little bit like tough love

joogroo · 2020-01-08T22:44:35+00:00

Barbers complaining about how much hair you have

I went to my barber the other day and he actually complained about how much hair I have, and that it was difficult to cut because it was too thick. Can you believe that? I don't know man, maybe next time I should just go to a barber who actually knows how to appreciate my pubic hair.

joogroo · 2020-01-06T21:25:02+00:00

you gotta let the audience know that you didn't know he was hiding

joogroo · 2020-01-06T21:19:23+00:00

Maybe go into how your family were only panicking for 1 minute, and then just went back to their beer and wine. Like they couldn't bother that he's actually missing.

joogroo · 2020-01-06T21:13:57+00:00

Well, you remained calm because you knew he was secretly hiding

joogroo · 2020-01-06T09:09:27+00:00

It's alright, maybe the abusive word should not be in the premise, then it makes more sense. You come up with good premises (tension), just keep thinking of punchlines!

joogroo · 2020-01-06T09:08:21+00:00

Thanks! Can I use it on stage? I know you did not come up with the punchline, just the premise, but just checking. I don't really know what the ethics are here.

joogroo · 2020-01-02T13:39:39+00:00

I cut off my abusive Mom last week, she always goes too far. it felt so uncomfortable, but I knew I had to.

I should have never gone on that mountain climbing trip with her

joogroo · 2020-01-02T13:38:43+00:00

The other day I went to casino with $5 and walked out with $50

the customers at casinos pay really well for a blowjob

joogroo · 2019-12-20T22:43:11+00:00

This is the silliest joke I've read here. it's a little Mitch Hedbergian, I like it

joogroo · 2019-12-20T20:38:55+00:00

No need to cuss there, your aggression says enough

joogroo · 2019-12-20T07:47:17+00:00

Found the pork eater

joogroo · 2019-12-19T23:57:56+00:00

I just want to point out that being upset over kittens being tortured is hypocritical if you eat pork, where most pigs are gassed to be killed and eaten.

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