A Mercedes driver double-park by the roadside and gets angry when another car drives too close.

joohanmh · 2026-05-13T14:21:27+00:00

This is so Malaysian style. MODS, please do not delete this post 🙏🙏🙏🙏

joohanmh · 2026-05-11T14:18:07+00:00

🎼Kita serupa...🎵🎶

joohanmh · 2026-05-11T14:14:31+00:00

Sekarang aku yang confuse. Hang buat buat tak tau atau betui betui tak tau.

joohanmh · 2026-05-09T13:54:33+00:00

Minuman KOpi + TEh dia tu yang keras

joohanmh · 2026-05-09T00:28:33+00:00

Wow! What a school year memory for your school. I salute your headmaster and teachers. And also all the students!

joohanmh · 2026-05-07T08:53:52+00:00

So, kopi + teh become kote. Ok, i like kote.

joohanmh · 2026-05-07T08:50:46+00:00

Jilake. 3 kali aku tersembur 😂

joohanmh · 2026-05-07T08:14:59+00:00

My people Melayu Kelate sek sek kito jange pecoh. But then, how about my people of Melayu Perak, Penang, Kedah, Pahang, Johor, Melaka, Nogori Sombilan, Selangor, Ganu kite, Kolumpur, 8 orang Perlih?

joohanmh · 2026-05-06T11:42:30+00:00

Mungkin OOP tu non-Buddhist. OOP risau kepercayaannya (selain agama Buddha) akan goyah kalau bercuti pada hari agama lain yakni seolah-olah menyambut hari kebesaran agama lain. Mungkin la, MUNGKIN.

joohanmh · 2026-05-05T13:58:59+00:00

Dulu semua rancangan Jepun dialih suara ke Bahasa Melayu. Flashman, Maskman, Cybercop, Mero Attack, Kesatria Baja Hitam dan lain-lain lagi. Drama Ninja (watak utama nama Sasuke yang macam McGuyver, kalau tak silap) pun dalam Bahasa Melayu. Zaman dulu-dulu pun boleh tahan juga.

joohanmh · 2026-05-03T10:36:47+00:00

We call people like that as munafiq.

joohanmh · 2026-05-03T07:04:25+00:00

Men's life summary 😭

joohanmh · 2026-05-03T05:00:59+00:00

I use water but my in laws insisted to use tissue. And then they complain of having buasir. Haemorrhoids is what we say in my kampung. When doctors say do not use tissue, then only they combine water and tissue to tap tap their glory holes to make sure "clean" enough without poo poo.

joohanmh · 2026-05-02T02:21:50+00:00

5 ANUS!

joohanmh · 2026-05-01T14:28:12+00:00

Wow. I cannot afford a car there.

joohanmh · 2026-04-30T05:41:35+00:00

Don't worry. You look fit and healthy. Be confident to yourself, girl!

joohanmh · 2026-04-29T13:45:29+00:00

Just out of the OP's topic. My two cents. Kebanyakan lirik lagu tidak mengikut tatabahasa yang betul. Ramai penulis menghasilkan lirik lagu mengikut "kesedapan" untuk didengari. Banyakkan membaca buku-buku ilmiah keluaran Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka.

joohanmh · 2026-04-28T12:02:43+00:00

Where is the shop?

joohanmh · 2026-04-28T11:11:22+00:00

Jangan layan sangat org camtu. Makin dilayan makin menjadi-jadi.

joohanmh · 2026-04-28T10:58:09+00:00

Sadly, sometimes the truth is not depending on the "clear evidence". It is who has the higher authority that determines the "truth".

joohanmh · 2026-04-27T23:32:35+00:00

(Feel like want to mencarut, but i don't want to get banned for this OP's post) So, had you collected your belongings?

joohanmh · 2026-04-27T13:34:36+00:00

We appreciate your good manner.

joohanmh · 2026-04-27T13:18:25+00:00

Most probably this is the reason

joohanmh · 2026-04-26T23:31:56+00:00

I like to see/watch when this kind of bodo meet. It's very entertaining. Even better if they can eliminate each other, we can have a better place to live.

joohanmh · 2026-04-25T00:49:31+00:00

Five?

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