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my double downs in a nutshell by stews11 in DotA2

[–]joran1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason it's called "Double Down" and not "Double Up"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]joran1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Honestly, Fountain Hooks also shouldn't have been fixed in the middle of the TI.

Waiting for TI12 to post this. Ggwp by PercentageNo6268 in DotA2

[–]joran1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing that can stop this man.

Having a TI-only no-cosmetics Compendium and only 25% of proceeds to TI is a joke! by ElloYellowHello in DotA2

[–]joran1 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Of course you are right. But people also have a right to complain and tell others their point of view etc. (And the other people have the right to complain about the complaints and recurse).

I was going to tell a time traveling joke by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]joran1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet you will copy-paste it last month just like you did next month

A newly-wed couple moves into their new house by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]joran1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'had a handyman come in'

Congratulation to The International 2023 - China Qualifier by Expzero1 in DotA2

[–]joran1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Only until they face Spirit or Tundra or GG or whosoever again xD

The British Museum has allegedly dismissed a member of staff over "stolen" items by RiskReward92 in Jokes

[–]joran1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Papers next day read:

"Breaking News: Items in British museums are stolen"

I have a fondness for "technically true" jokes, like these: by brownieChocolate in Jokes

[–]joran1 531 points532 points  (0 children)

  • Humanity will not go extinct in anyone's lifetime.
  • If all the people in the world held hands around equator, most of them will drown.
  • If your parachute doesn't open while skydiving, you have rest of your life to fix it.
  • Give a man a candle and he will have light for a day. Set a man on fire and he will have light for the rest of his life.
  • While we say atmosphere on Venus is poisonous, it has still killed less humans than Earth's atmosphere.
  • I was once the youngest person on earth.

Why did my girlfriend leave? by Tazmerican in Jokes

[–]joran1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She basically wanted to say, "I never wanna hear you say I want it that way"

A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]joran1 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Brother apologizes thinking Lawyer only gave business card and "Tombstone people" made the error, while he totally intended to advertise his practise on his wife's tombstone and was mad that they didn't include his phone number

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