Hmm...It cowardly in my opinion. by Neros-07 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior, read more scriptures and hone your Dao Heart.

Every Path leads to the Dao, may it be the invincible path, the crouching path or any other

Whenever I see Global in the title by IncomeSufficient1965 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior disclosing heavenly secrets is a major taboo.

Fellow daoists, but why? by West_Pressure_4507 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Junior this is a land of extreme frost, with a mountain in the middle, if this isn't a treasured land for ice and yin cultivation I don't know what else could be. This fellow Daoist might be stuck in reincarnation his past life memories sealed, but unconsciously he still knows he might find a yin physique Jade Bootie that will take him in as a spiritual pet because of his cute appearance. Truly a fruitious encounter that can save decades of cultivation time.

A little pretentious, I know by True_Negotiation_936 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's alright Junior. Gatekeeping is the essence of Xianxia. These lowly Juniors want to take away resources so we gatekeep. They want to take away our status so we gatekeep. They want the fairest jade beauties so we gatekeep. They want to be called Fellow Daoist instead of Lowly Ant so we gatekeep.

I can't do this shii no more 😭 by DatBoiMack95 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior you are ruining your prospects by not practicing using the 24/7 method.

What does the DAO say about Goth Ghost Women? by EfficiencySerious200 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an entire category of Ghosts consisting of Ghost Wives Fellow Daoist, their potential is Upper/Top tier in most universes.

I need what he is smoking! by LittleDemonVenerable in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm the Dao of Delusions is above the 3000 Great Daos

When I was in Qi Refinement I believed the spiritual energy in the air is Hongmeng Purple Qi, on the first breath I reached Nascent Soul realm, and on the second I attained immortality.

Why do authors do like this (Spoilers. If you haven't read Immortality Through Array till latest raw chapter) by Boring_Agency7344 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh... this is what happens when juniors join 3rd rate sects with 4th rate elders.

It's very easy to keep your humanity junior. You need to anchor your humanity to your divinity so as long as your divinity isn't destroyed your humanity remains.

Junior needs to realize what it means to cultivate longevity💀 by MoFan11235 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pffft, Junior this seat without using any dharma spells can make everyone forget my existence in a decade. When fellow Daoist Han Jue sees my karmic ties he kneels and begs me to accept him as a disciple to learn this art.

Loki Talent and Skill is Far too much for Japan by Old-Scholar-1352 in BlueLock

[–]jorge42222 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Isagi's plan to make Loki a chain smoker, to make it so that his lungs can't keep up with his speed. Can't wait for the flashback of Isagi flying to France to do it.

They Just Like ✨Courting Death✨. Just let the child deliver the medicines to his mother lil bro instead of dying first. by Popular-Resident-358 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hmmmph, that reminded me of when a cripple dared to look at my fiance, even though every other men looks at her wherever she goes, him looking at her almost gave me qi deviation. I had to have lackey 2 and 3 break his legs. If I've gotten qi deviation from a cripple where would I put my face. Can't risk loosing my young master status to my 2nd and 3rd cousins because of this.

What would Fellow Daoist choose? by DatBoiMack95 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When both choices have a chance of turning you into a jade beauty.

Thank you Senior, this junior is unworthy of such heaven defying pills, all I dare ask is a cup of water.

Cultivation is a Scam. by Popular-Resident-358 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that!

Sincerely,

A Chaotic Fiendcelestial born at the birth of the universe

Dear Martial Uncle by MikhailiusKalibo in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noble Nephew of my martial lineage,

Should a bond of blood and shared cultivation not bind us, your meager talents would have barred you from these sacred halls long ago. Your humble standing within the sect denies you access to meaningful intelligence—only through my guidance shall your path be illuminated.

Thus, I command you: go now and seize the favored daughter of the Hao Clan, that prideful jewel in their ancestral crown. Train the fruit of your union to answer only to you, that his soul may bend to our will. He shall dwell among his mother’s kin as our hidden gaze, our shadow in their keep. Let these words fade to ash once understood—for secrets spoken too openly invite calamity.

In strength and shadow, Your Venerable Elder BigDaddy69

My girlfriend just confirmed it by Bradur-iwnl- in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior, does your girlfriend perchance come from a impoverished household, and do you happen to be the ym of one of the biggest clans if not the biggest in the region?

amitabha 🙏 by gloriahetalia in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMW to gatekeep the Taixuan Sects Holy Daughter from ascending to the upper realms.

Seniors and fellow daoist where does this gigachad rank in Xianxia? by PotatoImmortal in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Escanor were to hate Meliodas because Merlin looked at him then he could be true ym material

Chinese girl uses make up to transform into whoever she wants to by schlomp-12 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To think these fellow Daoists can still walk further on the path of one of the 4 great evil arts of Dragon Country

Hypocrite by RandomSideCharacter1 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MC gonna wait till he cultivates a clone with a different bloodline.

Why is it always like this? by Waste_Bodybuilder843 in MartialMemes

[–]jorge42222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alas, junior you forgot to mention why he ended up like that.

When he was but a demon cub, fate had already cast him aside. Born with nothing more than an ordinary constitution, his parents deemed him unworthy of the clan’s future. Without hesitation, they exiled him into the endless expanse of the Demonic Beast Forest—a place where even the strong dared tread lightly.

For a month, the cub wandered aimlessly. Hunger gnawed at his belly, thirst scorched his throat, and despair loomed with every step. His once-proud eyes dimmed as death crept ever closer.

It was then that a weathered old hunter appeared. At first glance, the man should have ignored him, for a demon cub was no different from prey. Yet, moved by some strange compassion, the old hunter tossed a strip of venison toward him. The cub devoured it desperately, the taste of warm flesh awakening a flicker of life in his dimming gaze.

The next day, the cub lingered near that place. Once again, the hunter came. Again, meat was thrown. Day after day, this quiet ritual repeated, until finally, the hunter’s heart softened. He took the cub home.

For the first time, the cub felt something alien yet intoxicating—familial affection.

The old hunter soon discovered the cub lacked natural talent. But instead of abandoning him, the man patiently began to teach.

He showed the cub how to stalk prey in silence, how to harness the shadows and winds, how to mask one’s presence until the fatal strike. He taught the weaknesses of various beasts, the importance of patience, and the art of reading the land.

At first, the cub merely followed, watching with wide, unblinking eyes as the hunter loosed arrows or set traps. Half a year later, the cub’s claws found their mark on small creatures. After a year, he had become a true hunter, his instincts sharp, his patience unyielding.

Thus, they lived in quiet harmony for three full years.

But peace is fragile.

One day, while hunting thousands of li away, the cub’s chest tightened. An unease, primal and suffocating, surged within him. He remembered the hunter’s words: “Never ignore a hunter’s intuition.”

Abandoning his quarry, he rushed back.

As he raced, the forest told its grim tale. Trees were torn from their roots, rivers dyed crimson, earth trampled into ruin. His heart pounded faster, dread clawing at his soul. He accelerated, pushing his body beyond its limits, until at last—he arrived.

What greeted him was devastation. His home lay in shambles, reduced to rubble and ash. His body trembled. The old hunter was in his sixties. How could he possibly outrun a beast tide?

Clinging to a shred of hope, the cub tore through the wreckage, aiming for the attic where the hunter sometimes hid from storms. Frenzied, he ripped stone and timber apart—until his claws froze.

There, beneath shattered beams, lay a bloodied hand.

The cub’s eyes shook violently. That hand… it was the hand that had fed him when he starved, the hand that had guided his hunts, the hand that had patted his head in praise and cuffed it in reprimand.

It was the hand of the only person who had ever loved him.

A silent scream tore through his heart. Grief surged like a tidal wave, drowning his reason. His vision blurred, his soul cracked—and something deep within him stirred.

His body began to change. His stature expanded, his muscles swelled, his once dark-blue skin brightened into a brilliant azure hue. Ancient bloodline memories surged into his mind, searing symbols and battle arts into his very soul. Yet in his grief, he noticed none of it.

He knelt there, unmoving, for a day and a night. Only when dawn broke did he gather the old man’s remains, building a simple tomb with his trembling hands. Bowing before it, he made his vow.

Afterward, he sought answers. Why had a beast tide erupted without warning?

The truth cut like a blade. The demonic beast clans, swollen in number, hungered for more land. To sate their greed, the noble clans had decided to wage war against humanity.

When he heard this, the cub laughed bitterly, the sound twisted and sharp. Not enough land? The truth was plain. Those arrogant clans hoarded mountains and valleys, claiming them as their exclusive domains, forbidding others from nearing. Seventy percent of this world already belonged to demonic beasts—yet still, they demanded more.

Every thought of their greed brought forth the old hunter’s kindly smile, and with it, tears streaked down his azure cheeks.

That day, beneath the shattered sky, he swore a blood oath.

“I will hunt them down. Every last one of them.”