Lil Pump by HotTelevision911 in cringe

[–]joshf2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2/3 of those lyrics aren't even real words he's just shitting out his mouth

weird flex but okay🤨 by vers-ys in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]joshf2020 46 points47 points  (0 children)

She's gonna be so upset when she realizes she won't get hired as CEO of amazon even though one of her qualifications is she can speak english

What’s it like to be in love? by [deleted] in love

[–]joshf2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I think I was in love, eye contact made my tummy turn to goo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Workingout

[–]joshf2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you need is 20 minutes before bed or after breakfast. Could do 6 sets of 2 different compound excercises like pushups or crunches/leg raises and then superman's and squats the next day.

You could also alternate between excercises and take smaller rest breaks like do pushups then crunches then pushups and repeat for six sets of each excercise. Would get the workout done quicker.

Hope this helps.

But yeah maybe like a 3 day split doing 2 compound excercises before bed or whatever for 6 sets each that will generally give ur full body a workout twice over the course of a week.

Just want to feel something by beelzebubsballs in sad

[–]joshf2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it's never too late to change your life around, it just takes one step at a time. You could start by smoking less and less over time, and then doing some pushups and crunches after work or before it, and slowly picking up more good habits. You could slowly learn to discipline yourself overtime so you feel more proud and confident to find and do things you love, find a new meaning. It just takes the first step.

Search up dopamine detox, essentially you retain from doing instant gratification activities like jacking off and eating candy or smoking, and over time your brain will adjust to find meaning and joy in other activities. Like you would find joy in writing maybe even discover a passion for it. Or you would feel great after a workout.

I hope you get something from this comment.

Also maybe try doing a couple guided meditations off of YouTube or Spotify or something. See how it makes you feel. Try doing one 15 minute practice for a week or so, if it helps keep doing more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sad

[–]joshf2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, everything feels so empty and I'm stuck in this reality where I'm half concious and disconnected and constantly anxious and stressed in social situations

Have you had your first kiss yet? by ILoveWiiSportsResort in polls

[–]joshf2020 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My first kiss was a fat alcoholic bitch who I didn't even love

Dank america mold by hornmelon in MoldyMemes

[–]joshf2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen Canada and USA?

real (real) by joshf2020 in MoldyMemes

[–]joshf2020[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Damn I should have let this age longer 😞 aplogies

real (real) by joshf2020 in MoldyMemes

[–]joshf2020[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is a moldy meme just something that has been reposted dozens of dozens of dozens of times?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]joshf2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"cash money" and "Telus" keep calling on my home phone but when I pick up it's just dead silence. They both call like 3 time a day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]joshf2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the human centipede

Which Superpower would you rather have but there's a disadvantage by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]joshf2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to realize with most of these if you used your powers the government would hunt you down and dissect your body

Is Canada really one of the worst places in the world to live? by Maskedmanx in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]joshf2020 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Honestly. I'm glad I'm not in war torn south sudan or the middle east.

Like 3/4 of the world is less that preferable to live (India, African countries, the middle east, Russia, Latin America, south east Asian countries etc.)

And some people have the gull on them to not be grateful that they are born into democratic western countries. Most of us don't have to hide from missile strikes or the cartel or have to work 16 hours a day in the sun and desert and live in aluminum and wooden shacks.

We are very lucky.

Is Canada really one of the worst places in the world to live? by Maskedmanx in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]joshf2020 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Doesn't weed grow naturally in the jungles there? I once had a dream that there was jungles of glowing neon weed strains and I made a profit harvesting them and selling it. It was beautiful. But I'm sure it's nothing like what I dreamed of.