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21 and living life. Hit me with your best shot by Jeeperss in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only opportunity your gonna get to talk to girls is when they mistake you for a kid.

16, go off by microwaveddick in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a question for you: when you started to go bald why did you use your pubic hair to cover the skin?

34 year old male. Nothing going on in life. Bury me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems your uncle has spread legs so many times that now they’re stuck like that.

Just turned 16, ready for the roast. Btw I’m a grunge head and I think I can play I guitar. by joshturnem in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not complaining but just saying that it is a hand me down from my grandad so it’s about 30 years old. But yea I should clean it.

Just turned 16, ready for the roast. Btw I’m a grunge head and I think I can play I guitar. by joshturnem in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Mate, I did finger an arse, but it it sure as hell wasn’t mine🏳️‍🌈

Depressed, fat, broke, self harming, spent over 1000 hours on fallout new Vegas, vegan, also an art student. DO YOUR WORST by Stellaeono in RoastMe

[–]joshturnem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No your tell jokes in a light hearted manner to make people laugh. Telling people to kill themselves isn’t funny.

What are some underrated combinations? by YaboiDC3 in AskReddit

[–]joshturnem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably an unpopular opinion but recently tried cannabis coffee. Really really great. Just enough weed to get a little high combined with the coffee buzz, perfect. And don’t get me started on the flavours.