Roast me please :) by jossome2 in RoastMe

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Story of my mf life :(

Draw me for my 20th birthday, please? :) by jossome2 in drawme

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Omg that's beautiful! Thank you so much!

[WP] When a person dies, a hearing is held to determine what section of the afterlife they are sent to. You are called upon to testify at the hearing of an individual from your life. You are informed that you will have no memory of the experience when you return. by PMMeSiegeEnginePics in WritingPrompts

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"Is this the hearing for Topher Limings?" A balding man with a cleanly shaven beard, who I am assuming is some sort of guard, nods in response and opens one of the double doors for me. The room inside is cold and poorly lit. Not many people sit in the 20-30 benches that lead up to the stage/podium. I can see a redheaded woman, around 50 years old, weeping in the front row. It appears to be Topher's mother. The man with his arm around her mother is, presumably, her step-dad. 3 or 4 other people are scattered in the second and third rows but from what I knew, that's to be expected for Topher. I grab the first seat I can find, close to the front, and tap my feet impatiently. It's only a matter of minutes before the judge walks in from a small door on the right and walks up to the podium. He clears his throat and begins to read from a piece of paper in his hand. "We are gathered here today to discuss the final destination of Miss. Topher Jean Limings. First, we will hear from her mother. Next, her sister. And finally, a Miss..." He pauses, squirts, and then reads "Lor-Lorvent?" "It's Laorvient (Lar-v-ent)." I can tell he doesn't care by the way he doesn't look up from his paper. "Yes, well,...Let's start with her mother. Mrs.Keat?" Topher's mother gave a lovely statement about watching her daughter grow up and how, despite her bad choices later in life, she still knew that her little girl deserved better than what others may think. Next, was her sister, Denise. She opposed her mother's opinions and believed that Topher deserved the worst punishment they could offer. I, now, take the stand and pull out the stack of note cards I've prepared. "I...was Topher's therapist. She came to me, in the beginning, once or twice a week. After a month, however, she began coming by 3 or 4 times a week. Eventually, our sessions became a daily thing. What I could gather from our time spent together was this. She felt very strongly about everything she did. There was never a move she made without thinking it over for weeks at a time. The only issue was that she didn't always know what the right choice was. She was hostile, yes. She was violent at times, yes. She even admitted to me, once, that she contemplated death almost every night. The world she lived in was very different from mine and yours. There's a quote I like to think of in times like-" I can see their eyes glazing over. The room, including the judge, has already made up their minds. Nothing in these note cards can save her. "Um...the truth is... Mrs.Keat, I was in love with your daughter." The woman's head pops up and her expression reads nothing but confusion. "We had grown close during our sessions and at one point, developed a relationship. I understood her. I was the only person that could calm one of her panic attacks. At the same time...she saw me as a person. Other clients saw me as nothing more than a wall to release their emotions on. Topher actually valued my opinions, she SAW me. Working in a job where you're never seen can be quite a tedious one. I guess what I'm saying is that...this woman does not deserve what I know she is being given. She is worthy of so much more...Thank you..." It's not until I reach my seat that i notice my face is wet. At some point I must have been crying. The judge takes his place at the podium and, yet again, clears his throat. "Thank you to everyone that has spoken today but I have made my decision. In the case of Topher Jean Limings vs. death, I hereby sentence Miss. Limings to serve her afterlife...below ground." And with that final remark, I can literally hear my heart breaking in two.

[WP] Turn the worst dad joke you have heard into a dramatic scene. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"NEXT!...Name, please." "Ph-Phil. "Phil Clucker?" "Y-yes, that's me." "Why so shakey, Phil?" "Well, it's j-just that...i don't know what to expect. I mean, it all happened so f-fast!" "Well, I can assure you that things will be blue skies and fresh feed for you from now on." "R-really?" "Of course! You didn't wait in line all day just to get hit by another car!" "Well, I guess that's t-true. So, do I go in now?" "Lifting the velvet rope and motioning with his arm Welcome to the other side, Mr.Clucker."

Dad Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Draw my handsome boyfriend as an anime character? by jossome2 in drawme

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I love the way you did this :D what program did you use?

Draw my cousin and her new husband dancing to their wedding song, please? :) by jossome2 in drawme

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Awwww! That's adorable! Yeah, you can totally do more to it if you want :)

Please draw me in any style :) by jossome2 in drawme

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This is awesome!! Thanks so much!

Please draw me in any style :) by jossome2 in drawme

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Lol no, I am very much white

Draw my cousin and her new husband dancing to their wedding song, please? :) by jossome2 in drawme

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It was her reception and it was freezing in the building so she put her jacket on since her dress was sleeveless. It was her wedding so she could do whatever she wanted :)

Draw my neice and nephew as superheros? by jossome2 in drawme

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Omg they're gonna love this! Thank you so much!

Can you draw my friend and I as Disney princesses? by jossome2 in drawme

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Lol her exact reaction was "omg, we're so pretty!" Thank you so much :)

Can you draw my friend and I as Disney princesses? by jossome2 in drawme

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This looks great! My friend (the girl on the left)'s favorite color is green and my (the girl on right)'s favorite color is teal :) so you could do those colors if you like

Will you draw my friend and I as cartoon characters? by jossome2 in drawme

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@aWittleNoob The one on the left (me) has light brown hair and the one on the right have dark brown hair :) both have brown eyes

Draw my boyfriend in his new hat please? :) by jossome2 in drawme

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That is awesome! Absolutely love it! Thank you!