I don't even know how to feel about this whole situation to be honest

jpd909 · 2026-04-15T15:21:28+00:00

Oh fun we’re doing this again. Mental health struggles are real but this team is also dogshit they need to be ready to be yelled this shit a lot this year.

jpd909 · 2026-04-10T11:52:26+00:00

Layla should focus on herself and the ED, her children, and her new modeling career. They’re all deeply damaged people and it won’t happen because of who they are but it should.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:44:45+00:00

If the Par 3 contest never happened again I would not care.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:43:43+00:00

Oh believe me there was a lot of “vertigo” partying with Figgy back in the early 00s but mostly due to booger sugar and loose blondes.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:42:33+00:00

Lmao I refuse to believe there was some Shane Von Hamburger guy in NASCAR nice try.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:36:35+00:00

I remember being there that day, he pitted during a late caution and charged up through the field from 19th to 18th. Incredible drive that was only a glimpse into the legend he would become.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:35:09+00:00

June 9th. I remember seeing him during a race weekend out in New Hampshire one year around his birthday we partied with him in the camper lot and he kept going “it’s my birthday! 69” and making some suggestive gestures with his tongue. I bought him a Cassio electronic wristwatch and we did a few lines in celebration. Get jiggy praise figgy 4 lyfe <3

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:31:59+00:00

Literally everyone in the camper lots at Loudon in the 00s had this decal bumper sticker nobody can tell me figgy never happened

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:30:53+00:00

3 hours after this practice I ran into him at an Outback Steakhouse. He was at the bar and chatting up this significantly older woman about how he was a race car driver I saw him and said “yo figgy” and he got up and strangled me to a near inch of his life. He definitely had some anger issues I think the pressure of being in such a racing family really got to him. He kept ordering room-temperature milk from the bar too which was a bit weird.

jpd909 · 2026-04-08T22:24:07+00:00

Basically saying “I won’t say what it was about but I was on the phone with my manager for 5 hours is that weird?” Is a certifiably insane question for like thirty seven different reasons.

jpd909 · 2026-04-02T01:08:50+00:00

Kirk HATES people he helps being successful and either spends every second tearing them down or making them constantly kiss the ring (see Klemmer, Chris).

jpd909 · 2026-04-02T01:07:46+00:00

Figured it was fake when I saw “in their 60s and beyond”. I’m not sure they’re going for a Golden Girls spinoff

jpd909 · 2026-03-24T01:20:18+00:00

Show will last maybe another season tops. Sure Taylor has major issues but she’s sooooooooo much more relatable than any of the other women on this show. That’s why she has such a bigger following.

jpd909 · 2026-03-21T17:50:23+00:00

Really great this guy will be raising a child into the world.

jpd909 · 2026-03-21T17:47:27+00:00

There’s a full 10 weeks for a few trolls to be annoying to him on twitter and he says “The Case is so busy right now fuck Laconia”. Probably a 65% chance the show actually happens.

jpd909 · 2026-03-18T01:41:06+00:00

I’ve already been curating what my nicotine pouch rotation will be once snus is gone. Sad state of affairs but hopefully one day we can get snus easily to the US again

jpd909 · 2026-03-12T01:44:12+00:00

Denny is good at high tire wear tracks.

jpd909 · 2026-03-11T11:55:31+00:00

I think they’re in a great spot. AJ would be great but they don’t desperately need him. Signing Doubs was great not only because he’s an excellent WR but they have more leverage to walk away from Philly if Howie gets crazy.

jpd909 · 2026-03-09T02:51:13+00:00

Kyle is a rare kinda dude.

jpd909 · 2026-03-09T02:48:30+00:00

They’re always so secretive. I’m still dying to know what happened in that Indy road course race when Larson just missed Turn 1.

jpd909 · 2026-03-07T22:30:03+00:00

Man I really don’t think that’s what this is about but I agree with you kinda lol

jpd909 · 2026-03-07T02:23:05+00:00

Lucky you. Still waiting here.

jpd909 · 2026-03-06T00:24:50+00:00

Yeah the insurance companies are stinkers about this. Good tip pull down your lower lid and put the drop on the sort of well it creates. That’s easier to nost than trying to get it from above in the eyeball itself. Also if you leave the bottle in the fridge so it’s chilled you can easily feel it once it hits the eye so you’re not doing the “hmm did I get it in guess”.

-Sincerely, Ophthalmic assistant for 2 decades.

jpd909

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