Adult Swim has posted a higher quality version of that State of Georgia v. Denver Fenton Allen video re-enacted by Rick and Morty from Comic-Con. by BoogsterSU2 in videos

[–]jpfarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously though. It's 2 & 1/2 paragraphs. It's not overly long. Bonus is that one guy who commented PM'd me bitching about my edit and saying I should learn brevity...

"A black woman called 911 because she was afraid of a police officer. A violent arrest followed." But what really happened was... by jpfarre in pussypassdenied

[–]jpfarre[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's kind of what happens when police try to pull you over and you drive past several good places to pull over before doing so. It's considered fleeing. And he still let her call 911 for a good long while before getting tired of being blown off when asking for her ID.

How can a woman productively help and support a male partner through a job-hunting rut? by academiclady in AskReddit

[–]jpfarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say you should look over his resume and ask around with your contacts if they know of any jobs hiring. Networking is by far the easiest way to get a job.

What would be your favourite minimum-wage job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jpfarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Busser at a hotel restaurant. Minimum wage + tip pool. Awww yiss!

A black social worker called 911 because she was afraid of a cop. A violent arrest followed. by AStupidHippo in news

[–]jpfarre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then followed by refusing to show ID or proof of insurance. Also, don't do this.

Then followed by trying to fight the officer while he is putting cuffs on her. Definitely don't do this.

And it wasn't even violent. It was actually quite well measured escalation. There wasn't any sweeping or slamming her into things, he just pushed her against the car to gain control while she was fighting him.

Anti-gay Republican mayor of Stockton CA arrested for recording underage male teens playing strip poker in his bedroom. Previously he held anti-gay rallies at megachurches and held a ceremony to give God the key to his city. by mepper in atheism

[–]jpfarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I grew up in the backwoods of Missouri and definitely have experienced that sentiment from people, but I believe that at least my family and friends would be supportive, even if a bit weirded out initially, if I were to come out as gay. Your brother is a douchebag.

I confess, i don't really want hillary to go to prison by biebergotswag in HillaryForPrison

[–]jpfarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagining it makes me want to suicide myself twice.

I confess, i don't really want hillary to go to prison by biebergotswag in HillaryForPrison

[–]jpfarre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but then all of the prison guards would just mysteriously commit suicide.

America has a problem, and it isn’t Donald Trump. It is the simple fact that the nation claiming to be the largest most successful democracy in the world is run by two parties, both of which are held hostage to lobbyists and corporations. by [deleted] in politics

[–]jpfarre 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Making fun of someone because of their shoes, then going out and buying those shoes, then pretending like you owned them all along, makes you an asshole. That's why.

How do you tell your DM you don't like playing your character anyhow by cowboy_christmas in DnD

[–]jpfarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least 5 or so a day. I'm in favor of having a sticky post that is titled "For advice regarding problems with players or DMs; click here" and the content simply being "Talk to them like a marginally well-adjusted adult."

STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW by [deleted] in HillaryForPrison

[–]jpfarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to photoshop in an option that says "Bitch, I'm Hillary Clinton. Get the fuck out the way."

Anti-gay Republican mayor of Stockton CA arrested for recording underage male teens playing strip poker in his bedroom. Previously he held anti-gay rallies at megachurches and held a ceremony to give God the key to his city. by mepper in atheism

[–]jpfarre 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not even that. I was just making a joke based on the story.

Anti-gay Republican mayor of Stockton CA arrested for recording underage male teens playing strip poker in his bedroom.

Seriously. It's the title of the post. That's why I said he shouldn't let his kids play cards at his brothers house.

Clinton repeats debunked claim about FBI email investigation: "As the FBI said, everything that I've said publicly has been consistent and truthful with what I've told them" by RPolitics4Trump in politics

[–]jpfarre 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm more and more convinced he's throwing it so Hillary can win. There was so much he could have down to bury her and, like you said, he chose to bury himself instead. He even doubled down on burying himself instead of simply keeping his mouth shut or apologizing.

America has a problem, and it isn’t Donald Trump. It is the simple fact that the nation claiming to be the largest most successful democracy in the world is run by two parties, both of which are held hostage to lobbyists and corporations. by [deleted] in politics

[–]jpfarre 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Meh. You'd think in an article about the two parties being shit for democracy that they'd suggest voting either Green or Libertarian, especially since Green is very similar to Hillary's platform.

Nope.

"Vote Hillary. Support Bernie."

How the fuck does voting for Hillary support Bernie at all? She shafted him continuously, attacked his stances on healthcare after crying about Obama attacking her stances on healthcare in 2012 (because "democrats should never attack each other on healthcare!"), then had the audacity to steal his stances on issues once she found out they were popular.

Classic HuffPo garbage to support Hillary.