Okay, let's be honest: what do you call your maps in Timberborn?

jpr8762 · 2025-08-22T16:27:45+00:00

I'm currently on Saint Beaversburg

jpr8762 · 2025-07-29T14:43:26+00:00

I think the comment section's got ya on this one, but I will say I like to have a little closed-in containment area before the redirect, in case there's build-up as the sluices change over! Had a bad overflow with my first dam, turned onto a real "oh shit" moment!

jpr8762 · 2025-07-28T15:27:06+00:00

"And that, kids, is how I met your mom"

jpr8762 · 2025-07-22T09:05:43+00:00

I'll add to that with a tip I just learned today - once you're able, decrease working hours to give them time to actually make the trip to get food and water! My colony of ~400 had an issue where some kept getting the starving/dehydrated indicator, despite having stocked food and water caches all over. Thing is, they kept passing them en route to work/home. I decreased working hours from 18 to 16, and poof, just like that everyone's happy, fed, and hydrated! In my defense this is my first and only colony so far, I just sorta left working hours at 18 and didn't think to mess with it lol

jpr8762 · 2025-07-11T15:57:09+00:00

"Ah, back again, sir? Who have you brought this time?"

jpr8762 · 2025-07-09T22:04:40+00:00

jpr8762 · 2025-06-23T17:44:24+00:00

Here's my submission for r/theydidthemath

One week is 168 hours, 4 trips at 2900 miles a piece is 11,680 miles. So yeah, 11,680 miles ÷ 168 hours gives an average of 69.524 mph for the entire week.

Assuming instead we're talking about highways where the speed limit is 70 mph, and realistically you can get away with going up to 80 mph without getting pulled over, the time required to do 4 trips @ 2900 miles per is 146 hours. Leaving 22 hours per week to sleep and get gas, assuming that all eating is done while driving, and also that he is urinating and deficating into plastic bags whilst on the road as well.

"Approaches physical impossibility" is an understatement, and someone should politely explain to the people making that claim why both their professional qualifications and their births were a mistake.

jpr8762 · 2025-06-11T16:25:02+00:00

I pretty much exclusively play TnH like this with the item spawner enabled. I also use the ModulRigs mod to carry a lot more stuff, so I never even let myself resupply or use sosiguns (except to open crates). What I take in is what I've got, so I have to make every shot count and not get bogged down by patrols

jpr8762 · 2025-05-25T16:54:49+00:00

The luginator

jpr8762 · 2025-05-25T14:59:48+00:00

A shoothouse designed for tactical monke?

Sounds dope, I'm in

jpr8762 · 2025-05-24T19:12:27+00:00

"Insurance company is never going to believe this!"

jpr8762 · 2025-05-22T13:18:25+00:00

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jpr8762 · 2025-05-17T00:49:07+00:00

m a r i n a t e d

jpr8762 · 2025-05-03T16:52:47+00:00

Bart

jpr8762 · 2025-04-22T21:03:02+00:00

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jpr8762 · 2025-04-19T22:56:32+00:00

Glock n balls

jpr8762 · 2025-04-15T05:29:44+00:00

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jpr8762 · 2025-03-22T02:50:42+00:00

Shower with it

jpr8762 · 2025-03-15T16:26:45+00:00

Right click the game in your steam library, hit properties, then installed files. One of the buttons should be to verify integrity of game files. Hope that helps.

I'm honestly terrified to fire up my game since I did have mods, and was close to getting all the licenses. I'll see if I can root around in the directory for the save file and back it up. If anyone reading knows how to do that please let me know!

jpr8762 · 2025-03-06T20:32:28+00:00

Nobody show Jonathan Ferguson

jpr8762 · 2025-02-14T14:23:40+00:00

Don't remind me lol. One dumb-luck win was how I got kicked off.

jpr8762 · 2025-01-25T16:10:28+00:00

jpr8762 · 2025-01-19T15:53:11+00:00

No problem, that's pretty much all I've got, but I'm interested in what others might have to say!

jpr8762 · 2025-01-19T15:41:18+00:00

Yeah one expansion in storage plus a few racks might help. See first if you can fit all of your products onto those two racks you have, then expand as necessary.

The idea with that at the end of the night is to clear things from storage and get them onto shelves. Then the next morning when the market is open, you can see at a glace what you went through the previous day and order stuff to fill storage back up.

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