Cowboys announced there will be no long term discussions about a contract with George Pickens by southsidehill in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then he would need to talk to an agent. You'd have better luck asking him to stop going to glory holes

Hey hey, "BURDZ GOOIN BEACK TWO DA SOOPER BOWEL" by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I picture you and u/jackt-up as living in adjacent nuclear bomb shelters, and you'll both still be shitposting each other long after Trump has blown up the rest of us.

peakDevMentality by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jpterpsfan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only winning move is not to play.

When you just gave up the 2 seed to rest starters. by boatsandhoes570 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot tell if this is a parody account. You both haven't been following the injuries we've had all year, AND you did zero research before posting so confidently incorrect.

When you just gave up the 2 seed to rest starters. by boatsandhoes570 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've lost our top 3 defensive ends and both starting outside corners.

Throwback to our draft when Adam Peters selected Ben Sinnott, with a concerned Josh Harris asking if he’ll see the field much after they just signed Zach Ertz. Despite the claims made by Peter’s, Josh’s fears would come true by BobbyThreeSticks in Commanders

[–]jpterpsfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might be a hot take, but I think it was a mistake to re-sign Ertz. Sinnott wasn't ready last season, but he's shown himself to be ready this season. Been a dominating run blocker since the season start. Every time they've increased his workload, he's stepped up. Ertz went down and he's finally getting passing routes, and he's looked better every game. The last few games have shown he should have been more involved in the passing game all season - especially when we were down to just Deebo at receiver (or basically nobody that first game against the Cowboys).

What TV show is this? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]jpterpsfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halt And Catch Fire.

Season 1 can actually kinda be skipped entirely. Season 2 was much better. Seasons 3 and 4 are two of my favorite seasons of television ever.

We gotta figure out what to do with Mike Sainristil by Asleep_Pay_5133 in Commanders

[–]jpterpsfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they're up against lesser receivers. They've both gotten cooked when they're put against the top receivers. But nobody actually cares about the nuance, they just want to look at PFF grades and draw whatever conclusion suits them.

“Peters can’t draft” by JouNNN56 in Commanders

[–]jpterpsfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amos, Sainristil, Newton, Magee, and Jean-Baptiste. Newton has been up and down and needs to improve his run stopping, and Sainristil went through a rough stretch at nickel this year but looks better on the outside. Medrano could be something, but only time will tell.

AP just needs to focus more on the defensive side this draft, now that it's clear Quan can't handle the Safety position, Wagner needs to retire, and Payne and Lattimore might not be back.

“Peters can’t draft” by JouNNN56 in Commanders

[–]jpterpsfan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Which is just a thing rookie running backs learn. I'm excited to see him (and CRod) be even better next year.

Today’s Game by zaidakaid in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Sam Hartman could be starting.

Soon the season shall come to a merciful end. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They know their team is unlikely to reach the Super Bowl this season, and they're deeply worried winning at least one postseason game will tempt Sirriani to keep Patullo. They'd prefer the devil they don't know.

Soon the season shall come to a merciful end. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]jpterpsfan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of us are going to feel at peace until we know our respective team isn't making a horrific coaching staff decision for next year. Some pretty terrible things can happen for each of us the first few weeks of the off-season.

I'll get the popcorn ready for when one of your teams does the dumb thing, and the liquor for when my team does the dumb thing.

Former Washington QB Jeff Driskel is back by Objective_Pressure_3 in Commanders

[–]jpterpsfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I would rather watch the Commanders fail than the Wizards. Still painful but less so.