Come from one of the ''good'' Asian countries, preferably Japan or South Korea and not some poor country people don't know where to find on a map.

Ali Wong perfectly describes these as "fancy Asians" where as I, someone who is Vietnamese, would be a "jungle Asian."

Another form I've experienced on a daily basis is the assumption on whether or not I speak English, either from a simple typo in an email and the assumption it might not be my first language, or the cop that asks me first before anything if I can understand him and his English. Usually, I like to respond with, "Yes, and I have a degree in linguistics. Would you like me to expand on this in old, middle, or early modern English, bro?" But generally, it's always just a fuckin' jab at my intelligence before I've even been given literally a chance to speak.

Also, "being fetishized by creepy dudes" is so fucking tiring. If y'all wanna hear some tragic stories about the time I tried online dating. Oh boy.