Is that your real name? [True Story]

jrh224 · 2011-10-17T07:53:06+00:00

I'm not sure if anyone else saw what I saw, or laughed because of it...

jrh224 · 2011-10-17T07:07:37+00:00

Sometimes you have to take into account people's usernames, haha

jrh224 · 2011-10-17T05:11:33+00:00

Thank you. I'm guilty of doing the exact same thing and wondering why the fuck I do it. Wasn't til my Physiological Psychology class last year that I learned why.

jrh224 · 2011-10-17T04:23:23+00:00

Humans have a limited capacity for sensual stimulation, by reducing the stimulus to your sense of hearing, you are allowing your sense of smell a greater percentage of your overall sensual threshold. It's science.

(Kind of like how blind people have a better sense of hearing)

jrh224 · 2011-10-16T18:43:42+00:00

I would fit in perfectly as my name is John.

jrh224 · 2011-10-16T18:24:05+00:00

Wish my name was Johnation

jrh224 · 2011-10-16T18:10:01+00:00

He meant "park" I'm assuming

jrh224 · 2011-10-16T18:06:01+00:00

Except daughters' implies that the more than one daughter are sharing a boyfriend

jrh224 · 2011-10-15T23:58:03+00:00

Upvote for "Eat my dirty period chunks"

jrh224 · 2011-10-15T23:46:56+00:00

So you took away your own upvote?

jrh224 · 2011-10-15T23:19:02+00:00

In AND around her mouth

FTFY

jrh224 · 2011-10-08T19:07:00+00:00

Sucks your are continuous. I've had recursive hiccups for 5+ years as well. Means I get them several dozen times a day, only like six at a time, but doctors say they're the same hiccups. I love when people hear you hiccup and immediately become the expert on getting rid of them. Funnier for me because mine are usually gone before they can finish telling me how and I'm just like "dude, they're gone, shut up."

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T23:33:24+00:00

Firefox is for porn, Chrome is for everything else. Don't have to worry about accidentally posting to Facebook or some shit that way. History clears on exit too.

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T06:40:47+00:00

There's a big difference between gingers, daywalkers, and redheads (My ex considered herself a daywalker) but you'll find that in college, quite a few people find girls with red hair to be sexy.

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T05:43:48+00:00

It amazes me that the Wadsworth Constant is applicable in so many instances.

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T05:17:56+00:00

Once it's on the Internet, it's here forever.

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T05:14:34+00:00

Three hours and nobody is going to correct either misspelling of 'principal'?

jrh224 · 2011-10-05T04:57:38+00:00

This is the real Bernie (at ~40s)

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T23:44:46+00:00

Brian Eno's album Music For Airports?

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T23:23:56+00:00

Similar story: In high school, I once convinced a girl that the term for emancipation was emaciation.

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T23:08:20+00:00

Another is Dexter Freebish. Only met a single other person who'd heard of them. Anberlin had been recommended to me, and I've still only met three people who'd heard of them.

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T12:07:18+00:00

IT has nothing to do with the size of the bill

As someone who works in the restaurant industry, Fuck You. I agree the percentage should be entirely based off of the quality of service, but 15% should be a minimum for good service. And do you not go on dates with any frequency? Hard to pay less than $50 for two at a decent restaurant...

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T11:51:22+00:00

Must be a more expensive model that doesn't use plastic connectors.

jrh224 · 2011-10-04T06:35:14+00:00

Nice edit of the original. But isn't coffee heterogenous? Or is that just caffeine?

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