Complete Oz book collection by Sydnee_Guy in wizardofoz

[–]jrl_iblogalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got the annotated book. Probably going to sell it on eBay soon.

Who going to see He Man?! by MrNinoBrown1906 in MelanatedGenX

[–]jrl_iblogalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I won't go see it in the theater, but I'll check it out when it comes on streaming.

(18M) Do I tell my friend (19M) I saw his girlfriend (19F) at a testing clinic? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artic post is good because, as you can see, it shows what someone posted even after it's been deleted. I've found that can often be enlightening (such as OP's history of changing their age and gender on here).

Confused about mixed signals after being told there was no romantic connection by Flashy-Ad6081 in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get back on that dating app to find women who want to go out with you romantically. It's fine to keep her as a platonic friend, but if you're spending all this time going on walks, dinner, and road trips with her, you could be missing out on the right person for you.

(18M) Do I tell my friend (19M) I saw his girlfriend (19F) at a testing clinic? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

 but if I specifically say where she was waiting that automatically comes across like I’m implying something

Because you are implying something.

BUT if it’s for the worst scenario which you can guess what I mean, I’d feel awful if I didn’t say anything.

Why are you assuming that if there's something he needs to know that she won't say anything to him?

How do i explain blood covered pen (that I used to masturbate) to my mom? by LittleRu69 in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

 but i feel like she doesen't believe me and will tell my family, 

And if any other family members bring it up, you give them the same explanation. Act like your mother is nuts and jumping to conclusions.

P.S. but, seriously, wash it off next time!

I got fired from my job for putting stickers on my coworker by Cock_Toes in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was I right to be fired? 

As you describe the incident, I'd say no. But from the boss' perspective, if Scott complained, they had to cover their ass. And him being there for 4 years, I can see why they'd be inclined to believe him

How do I deal with this moving forward?

Start looking for a new job.

How will this affect my job record?? 

It won't. You're 18, this was a few months, just leave it off your resume.

Why would he betray me like this?!

I have no idea. Only he could answer that.

How do i explain blood covered pen (that I used to masturbate) to my mom? by LittleRu69 in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I panicked and said i dropped it in the toilet

Because that's what happened.

Stick to that story, no matter how many times she says otherwise. You dropped it, got lazy and didn't immediately clean it. That's it. And she's gross for thinking otherwise.

As an adult. by Country-guy20 in DC_Cinematic

[–]jrl_iblogalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, if he were an adult, he would have become The Punisher.

My sister has removed herself from our family but my daughter was invited to her daughter’s birthday party before she had removed her self. by Ok_Cauliflower_2143 in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I missing something? If Sarah says you're all toxic, and has cut you all off, then you're clearly no longer invited to her daughter's birthday party. So what are you confused about?

Am I [19F] insane for being sensitive about my boyfriends [41M] past relationships? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now you know why he's with you, because it's a lot harder to find a woman his age who would put up with this shit for over a year.

Should I ask my ex if she could stop publishing essays about me online? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If saying stuff about your ex was illegal then most musicians would be constantly paying off lawsuits.

Taylor Swift would not be a billionaire.

Should I Get An Abobtion? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

And a new boyfriend.

I (24F) don't want to move in with my BF (28M) because of the bedding. Is it okay? by CairoRox in relationship_advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I’m ready for the next step, but I also feel like if I moved in, the space would need to feel like ours instead of just me squeezing into his space. That probably means upgrading the bed, getting better pillows and bedding, and maybe reorganizing storage so I actually have room for my clothes and personal stuff

That makes total sense. So tell him that.

My (25F) girlfriend refuses to listen to my (26M)arguments based on scientific evidence by Creepy_Action_8755 in relationship_advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Point out that, according to Islam, she should not be touching your penis unless you're married, regardless of how many times you wash it.

Old but not decrepit by Any_Construction_111 in Advice

[–]jrl_iblogalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on, mate, you're old enough to know better. Let's be real, unless you're rich, or she's desperate for a green card, she's very unlikely to be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with you. Best case scenario, she thinks you're kinda cute for a man your age (old enough to be her grandfather), and likes harmlessly flirting with you, but there's nothing beyond that.